Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
OK, I got bed bugs like a motherfucker (Hello Ladies!) and need to get rid of them. I've got an idea to pick up the worst Skid Row hooker I can find and invite her into my bed. I don't plan on having sexual relations with her but anything's possible when I *****. Anyway, we get into the bed and pull the covers over us. I remove her panties which unleashes an army of crabs that ****** the bed bugs in massive formations. If the crabs are victorious, will this take care of my bed bug problem?
