cowpieing?

[baconsalt25]

I was at my local starbucks the other day and I ran into an ex girlfriend who i remember being REALLY kinky. We sat down had some coffee and drinks etc and the next thing i know im fucking her on the porch of her house on a defalted pool. anyway things were getting really heated up and after placeing a few fingers gently into her ass i scraped them out and in the heat of the moment wiped hey **** on her face, near her mouth. We had to stop because she got angry and I had to go continue **** play by myself in the bathroom ie using nerf darts (yes they really do feel great) to rub around my anus to get myself off.

My question is arent some women into cowpieing (rubbing **** all over their face like a whitewash) and where to find them?