logical...somebody needs to start drowning the sheep too
Cow executed for seducing man for sex
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Valerie Bertinelli fell off the diet wagon? Poor girl. Now she is dead. 
Found a picture of the cow. He was one desperate muthafudger 
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/atta...range-random-pics-hanako-holstein-cosplay.jpg
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/atta...range-random-pics-hanako-holstein-cosplay.jpg
Found a picture of the cow. He was one desperate muthafudger
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/atta...range-random-pics-hanako-holstein-cosplay.jpg
Damn nice.
What a crazy story!
Good thing the cow didn't get pregnant. That would make for a weird story.
Supafly
Retired Mod
In the little village I come from, there was a local mall. There was a guy whose jobs it was to push the carts together and push the broom etc.
What I just could not understand was:
He still lived and worked in the village... after being caught stuck in a sheep.
That's right, the Fire Brigade had to free him from the sheep, as the poor animal had gotten a vaginal cramp and he could not get out...
And you know how fast this makes the round in a village of like 6.000 habitants.
I remember how the young assholes with their mopeds were driving in circles around him and yelled 'Sheepfucker, sheepfucker', while he stood there in embarassment.
What I just could not understand was:
He still lived and worked in the village... after being caught stuck in a sheep.
That's right, the Fire Brigade had to free him from the sheep, as the poor animal had gotten a vaginal cramp and he could not get out...
And you know how fast this makes the round in a village of like 6.000 habitants.
I remember how the young assholes with their mopeds were driving in circles around him and yelled 'Sheepfucker, sheepfucker', while he stood there in embarassment.
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
Just when you think you already heard the lowest of the lowest facts about man and was convinced mankind was pretty fucked up, they throw it in your face again. For thousends of years we are supposed to have evolved in something you could call a civilized, modern renaissance thinking being. But noooooo, we have to fuck a cow and get away with it because a little fairy gotmother bewitched us. Sickening.