Courtroom Quotations

[Roald]

* Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
* Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."


* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
* Witness: "No."


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Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh this one is old but I so love it!

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

:rofl:

 

[Hot Mega]

* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
* Witness: "No."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Legzman]

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

:rofl:

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh that were good:rofl2:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I see Darwin wasn't 100% right...

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

I see Darwin wasn't 100% right...

I dont know I think humans are still a work in progress. . . in the very early stages