Courtroom Quotations

[Roald]

* Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
* Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."


* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to **** you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he **** you?"
* Witness: "No."


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