https://www.instagram.com/p/BiFUi9Rj6_X/?taken-by=ceeven https://bootyholeinspector.tumblr.com/post/176826554252 April 27 - Last week was a mess, literally. After years of working at the ACC and never having spilt, my day had come. Game 2 of the playoffs.. on the court. As I stepped onto the hard, unforgiving, perfectly polished floor.. it hit me. IT being the tail of the Raptor. There they went. 4 cans of @heineken crashing to the ground with the fury of 1000 kinked garden hoses. BEER WAS SPRAYING EVERYWHERE! Shooting and whizzing and spinning and spraying. I heard the refs whistle as he started walking towards me, followed by multiple “WE NEED TOWELS” by various people. I ran as fast as I could away from the can carnage. • After a few embarrassment tears, and seeing what I had done plastered all over sports outlets, there’s nothing to do but laugh about it (and get wrapped in caution tape for being a spill hazard) Thank you to the Raptor, without you, there would be no fame to my fumble.