Coolest nicknames in sports.

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
The Great One is pretty boss. Same with The Rocket.
 
Dick Trickle.
























Oh wait, that was his real name. Who would do that to their kid.:1orglaugh:rofl::1orglaugh
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
"The Riot" - Ryan Theriot. His last name is pronounced "Terry-O," but his nickname is read as two separate words. It's my favorite sports nickname going right now.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
The Big Shaq-tus was catchy! :dunno:
The Rainbow Warrior Jeff Gordon
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I once had a teammate in college who told me I was so slow an ice cube could burn me and I'm white. Hence the nickname: Casper the retarded ghost.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's not a real nickname that's used by the majority of the public, but my friends and I call Zydrunas Ilgauskas "The Big Euro".

"The Riot" - Ryan Theriot. His last name is pronounced "Terry-O," but his nickname is read as two separate words. It's my favorite sports nickname going right now.

Oh totally. I can't fucking believe that it took someone more than 5 seconds to realize that his name actually SPELLS "The Riot". It's so perfect.
 
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