Coolest names you have ever heard?

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
There was an early 1980s baseball player named Shooty Babbit. Greatest name ever. After the great Rusty Kuntz.
 

Spleen

******?
Neville Neville.

His parents were probably alcoholics.

His name is known as "One of the best chants in football".
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
Anna Smashnova, former tennis player from Israel (originally from Belarusia).
 

Prod3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
When I was at Uni I knew a spanish chick called Mercedes Mota, she was pretty cute :)....I dunno what her parents were thinking though :rolleyes:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Atari Bigby (my favorite)

Obafemi Ayanbadejo

Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala

Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje

God Shamgod
 

edirons22

...currently wanking!
Johan Hegg
Johan Söderberg
Olavi Mikkonen
Ted Lundström
Fredrik Andersson
 
I used to date a girl who's last name was Truelove (too bad she cheated on me...:*****:)


























































J/K about the cheating but I really did date a girl who's last name was Truelove.:)
 
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