Contest time: Write a Limerick!

[Ric0chet]

Whilst surfing one day on the net
Free links to porn my eyes met
My pants started to rise
Next door heard the cries
Freeones the best, you bet

 

[epic]

"they had always made fun of me,
for being such an addict of porn..
one day i met with thee,
and i wanked until dawn..
now i wank regularly, and my site is free.. oh, forgive me; it's FREEONES.."

heh, sorry for my english if there's a mistake.. just tried

 

[superfly2]

Heard rumors 'till my ears were raw
I didn't believe it, then saw:
When posting her pic
"Oh wow that was quick!"
I got an ID on grandma!

:wave: Pick me! Pick me!

 

[nerd]

:rofl: superfly2, good one!

 

[tunsty]

I've got no chance, cos...
I'm no good at rhymes,
I've tried them so many times,
my mind goes blank,
cos' I'm thick as a plank,
it's a good job there's always freeones.

 

[Bananaman]

I posted this in a previous contest and lost, maybe I'll have better luck in an actual limerick contest:

I visited Freeones.com
and thought, "Man, this site is the bomb!
Its got tits and ass,
some cheap, some high class...
Oh shit! There's some pics of my Mom!

 

[dlgardner]

On the Internet having some fun,
A man dowladed by the ton,
Not feeling down or forlorn,
He found a place of talk and porn (ahem),
At his favorite site..... Freeones

 

[websurfer]

There once was a moderator named Marie
she seems so nice and sexy to me
but I keep my fingers crossed, 'coz I think it would be gross,
if it turns out she's a guy named larry

just kidding Marie... :iloveyou: :kiss: ...lmao

 

[websurfer]

I think this contest is okay
Will I join?, I'd say "no way!"
I'm afraid that if I lose, I would cry and drink booze
nude pics of mr. freeones might be the giveaway

:helpme: hide me from mr. freeones :anonymous ...lol
:glugglug: mr freeones...peace

 

[dlgardner]

daa wha happened... i thought i posted one earlier... ok


On the net looking for buns,
and looking for babes whose weight's not measured in tons
Not feeling lost or forlorn,
talking to friends and surfing for porn,
at the best site of course Freeones

 

[dlgardner]

or

I sat with a duchess at tea,
she asked if "an egg plant did i ever see".
I said "yes" rateher bored,
she said "sir you've explored
up a hens ass further than me.
I told her i frequent Freeones at suppred my tea.

 

[Durty_Dog]

I clicked on freeones.com
Porno to the max
waitin' on a fax?
On freeones too long.

:rofl2:

 

[Cancerous]

Immortalised in song, brings a tear to my eye!!

 

[nerd]

a girlfriend's expensive, you know what i say
but I just don't care, not one single day
cause I have found Freeones - babes wonderland
so now I'm not bored with good old Ms. Hand
yes, Freeones truly is the place to stay!

 

[Marie]

There once was a moderator named Marie
she seems so nice and sexy to me
but I keep my fingers crossed, 'coz I think it would be gross,
if it turns out she's a guy named larry

just kidding Marie... :iloveyou: :kiss: ...lmao

LOL!! That's mean!

(i love it!)

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Be sure to log in to FreeOnes
It's the number one site on the 'net
Join in the fun
We're sure not done
There's still plenty to cum as of yet!

 

[harold]

who was it that one maries "slogan" contest?

 

[jmgfour20]

i wish my dick was shootin cum flying high thru the air it would fly way up high and land into janines hair

 

[jmgfour20]

or is that haikoo?

 

[harold]

there once was was a boy named brino
who thinks george bush is a fool(0?) i could not find a line that worked
who needs get it through his head
that libralism is dead
his best bet is to vote for Janet Reno