Contest time: Write a Limerick!

[harold]

cookies are very sweet
they make a nice treat
i can eat the all day
and when I begin to sway
I CAN NO LONGER SEE MY FEET

 

[Marie]

who was it that one maries "slogan" contest?

That was Pitino who won that.

 

[tunsty]

there once was was a boy named brino
who thinks george bush is a fool(0?) i could not find a line that worked
who needs get it through his head
that libralism is dead
his best bet is to vote for Janet Reno

You'll have to change your name Brino... Harold needs a good rhyme!

 

[tunsty]

This one isn't for the compo, I thought it up while at work...

There was a fellow called Bush,
Who's brain resembled grey mush,
He tried to conceal,
what we all know for real,
that really he's a daft as a brush

 

[bricklayer]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my nose were a pussy I'd fuck it


I love that one!

 

[Marie]

CONTEST CLOSED!!

And Pauluz and I couldn't choose the winner, it was between Sutty and Bananaman... so we decided they both won!