Contest time: Write a Limerick!

[Marie]

Finally... The first contest of 2005! The last contest was some time ago, but we'll keep them coming to you guys this year, i promise!

Write a Limerick that has something to do with Freeones or the message board.

The best entry wins 2 Freeones mugs and a t-shirt!

* If you have no idea what a limerick is, check the definition in the Urban Dictionary
* You can submit your entries until Tuesday 22nd of Feb, and if we can't decide who the winner is, we make a poll for the best ones.
* Keep it nice and make sure you don't insult people who don't appreciate it.
* You can submit as many entries as you want

Good luck everybody!!

and thanks to LL for this contest idea!

 

[Sutty]

Can it be about the Freeones members or has it got to be about the Website and messageboard?

 

[Marie]

It can be about Freeones members too!

 

[Sutty]

There was a young girl called Marie
Who once got stuck up a tree
She couldn't get down
And she felt like a clown
Cos she's been up there since 2003

 

[Summer]

There was a member called Rich
He got banned for being a bitch
Until this day
He is still acting gay
And should be buried deep in a ditch

LOL

flylicker

 

[Sutty]

There once was a guy called Big Lu
Who thought he was good at Kung Fu
He took on Bruce Lee
But unfortunately
His leg got broken in two!!

 

[Whispa]

Once was a site called FreeONES
With lots of pictures of DONGS
I lift up my SMOCK
To take a big COCK
And wont let it go 'til it COMES!

Ok yeah, lame I know...

 

[Marie]

Nice going people!

For everyone wondering what a limerick is, check my link to the urban dictionary (first post) or take your time to read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

 

[fcklol]

I found this site called Freeones Board
I clicked a link and "Oh My Lord"
There's celebs and pornstars and centerfolds galore
They even have thier own Board Whore
Babes all over in a state of undress
Now my keyboard is such a mess
I'm spent for now,I think i'll rest
No doubt about it,Freeones is best

 

[Summer]

I found this site called Freeones Board
I clicked a link and "Oh My Lord"
There's celebs and pornstars and centerfolds galore
They even have thier own Board Whore
Babes all over in a state of undress
Now my keyboard is such a mess
I'm spent for now,I think i'll rest
No doubt about it,Freeones is best

We Have a Winner!!!!

 

[jenniegbg]

We Have a Winner!!!!

Oh no :eek: w8
I havent posted my Yett :wave:

 

[Neptune]

I found this site called Freeones Board
I clicked a link and "Oh My Lord"
There's celebs and pornstars and centerfolds galore
They even have thier own Board Whore
Babes all over in a state of undress
Now my keyboard is such a mess
I'm spent for now,I think i'll rest
No doubt about it,Freeones is best

Very good...... :thumbsup:

I would write one, but i'm so shit at this sort of thing :1orglaugh

:glugglug:

 

[Whispa]

OK ok ok I got a better one!

There was a young man called Hank
He was in dire need of a wank
He turned on his PC
And what did he see?
Yes, to Freeones he decided to spank!

No?

 

[pitino]

Feel free to be among us
Ready to see the perfect ass
Every day another beauty
Each one with a hot booty
Oh my!...you may say
Noticed, you don't have to pay?
Eight hours everyday
See what's new in porn today!

 

[Sutty]

There once was a guy called Raven
Who got banned cos he kept misbehaving
He keeps coming back
And he needs a good smack
I think it's about time he gave in

 

[nerd]

No use for my girlfriend - she got PMS
no chance for sweet love, she just won't undress
but I need some pussy, and I need it now
so I check out Freeones, stare, say "wow!"
but now my keyboard's a sticky mess.

 

[Whispa]

Pitino and fcklol... no offense but I dont think those are actually limericks are they? Its like JP haiku... very specific type of poetry.

 

[nerd]

Georges, a frenchman who really loves boobs,
a link to "mep-ball" where you can shoot hoops
Pics of Eve Lawrence and Patricia Ford
this all can be found at the Freeones board!

 

[nerd]

(also useful to see hot girls pubes.)

add this line to the my previous post to make it a technically correct limerick. could not edit the post, was to slow, sorry.

 

[member5726]

I wish i could be such a poet ! :1orglaugh