Hmm. She must've popped out QUITE a few snotnosed brats in her day. Her hole is open like a 48-hour convenience store. That thing is deeper than the Dalai Lama's meditations. That hole can take more fists than Chuck Lidell's face! She's had more kids than the priest at the national church of Michael Jacksonville! If she stretches that thing any wider it might wrap around itself and consume its own mass, resulting in a cascade reaction paradox that could DESTROY THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!
But, um.. I'd hit it just to see what it feels like.