Congrats guys, im out of here!!!!

[Roald]

Just got this email and I decided to go for it! It was fun knowing you guys but since im about to become rich I am no longer staying here any longer with you simpletons!

Hello,

I am Johnson Pole a personal foreign consultant to the embattled president Bashar al-Assad of Syria.

President Bashar al-Assad knowing full well that his regime is coming to an end due to the political civil

revolution that is engulfing Syria at present coupled with sanctions from western and Islamic cooperation’s as you

may be aware , he has confidentially mandated me to divert substantial sum of his personal funds to a safe place.

I discretely selected you for this proposition while going through dossiers of personalities in your country.

Without mincing words, I am looking for a trusted foreign partner that i can entrust the fund in his care for the

purpose of future investment in a favorable climate that can yield good returns to the capital.

Awaiting your Important response,

Regards,
Johnson Pole.
Johnson Pole <erika@menlh.go.id>

Goodbye!

 

[assari]

Please, do not leave.

Ps; Money does not bring happiness.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

:1orglaugh ... Johnson Pole.

 

[squallumz]

man, i havent gotten those in ever. ive won the UK lottery at least 5 times. im also a millionaire in several african countries (insert economy joke here).

 

[Roald]

man, i havent gotten those in ever. ive won the UK lottery at least 5 times. im also a millionaire in several african countries (insert economy joke here).

haha well I thought this one was pretty up to date with all the crap in Syria going on atm

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Of all the names the person could have chosen, he/she chose Johnson Pole.:1orglaugh

 

[feller469]

Congrats

 

[squallumz]

haha well I thought this one was pretty up to date with all the crap in Syria going on atm

man, im so in the dark. no telly = no idea wtf is going on!

 

[bobjustbob]

Lazy prick will say anything to get out of helpng with the Miss Freeones contest.

 

[squallumz]

Lazy prick will say anything to get out of helpng with the Miss Freeones contest.

:rofl2: alright, thats funny.

 

[nelmes69]

Johnson Pole. Genius

 

[lurkingdirk]

How can you get our hopes up like this? It's just cruel.

 

[Roald]

Lazy prick will say anything to get out of helpng with the Miss Freeones contest.

lol this is kind of true

 

[ApolloBalboa]

So, why are you still hanging around? Get the fuck out of here. :hatsoff:

 

[Roald]

So, why are you still hanging around? Get the fuck out of here. :hatsoff:

Good point, bye

 

[tartanterrier]

It'll take more than that for you to leave Porno land

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That retard assari is the only one who thought it was real. I knew it was too good to be true.

 

[BCT]

Johnson Pole, thats classic.

 

[Deepcover]

Traitor. And I use to enjoy watching you on Happy Days and Scream:tongue:

 

[D-rock]

Lazy prick will say anything to get out of helpng with the Miss Freeones contest.

He does stuff during the contest? I thought that was what everybody else at FreeOnes was for.

I envision Roald's job as sort of being FreeOnes mascot...and maybe occasional oil dude. :1orglaugh