Confused by women

Maybe try slapping your dick in front of her? I just read somewhere that some women apparently like to watch this phenomenon called "slapping off". Just an idea....:dunno:

I'm not going to google "slapping off."
I'm going to experience it first hand. What's your cell number, Jagger? You can expect videos.
 
You should consider that she recently broke up with her boyfriend, so she's probably not ready to see someone (you) so soon.
 
I'd wait a few days and if you don't hear back from her, she's probably not interested. She may have gotten back with the boyfriend. After a few days, maybe text her again and say, Hey I'd love to grab that drink if you still want to. And let her contact you.

BINGO! Absence makes the heart grow fonder and a few days away from each other makes the couple realize how much they like/want each other so they get back together....for the time being. The chick likes having you "In the Bullpen" but will NEVER consider putting you "On the Pitcher's Mound" in an actual game. This means she likes having you to talk to - but as unhappy as she is with her guy and her life - she is not so unhappy that she would consider dating you.

With women once you become the dreaded 6 letter word you can never become the good 5 letter word. Once you become her FRIEND you can (almost) never become her LOVER
 
With women once you become the dreaded 6 letter word you can never become the good 5 letter word. Once you become her FRIEND you can (almost) never become her LOVER

Isn't this one of life's great fallacies?

My best friend has been having lots of rampant sex on a fairly regular basis for a couple of months now with a girl he was friends with for two years, giving each other lifts to work and generally not looking at each other in that way, but then one night they were alone together and it just happened. I myself hooked up with and had a long-term relationship with a girl I'd been friends with for six years. During friendship you learn a lot about each other, and a solid friendship can make a solid foundation for a relationship since a lot of the qualities that make a good friend also make a good partner. If you're physically attracted to each other I wouldn't say being friends necessarily means going further is off the cards ; you just judge each case on its merits and decide if the friendship is worth taking the risk. And it usually is, if it transpires you're ready to give it a serious go.

Hell..... Chandler & Monica. ;)
 
Isn't this one of life's great fallacies?

My best friend has been having lots of rampant sex on a fairly regular basis for a couple of months now with a girl he was friends with for two years, giving each other lifts to work and generally not looking at each other in that way, but then one night they were alone together and it just happened. I myself hooked up with and had a long-term relationship with a girl I'd been friends with for six years. During friendship you learn a lot about each other, and a solid friendship can make a solid foundation for a relationship since a lot of the qualities that make a good friend also make a good partner. If you're physically attracted to each other I wouldn't say being friends necessarily means going further is off the cards ; you just judge each case on its merits and decide if the friendship is worth taking the risk. And it usually is, if it transpires you're ready to give it a serious go.

Hell..... Chandler & Monica. ;)

There are exceptions as you noted but once she thinks of you as a friend - or even worse like her brother - chances of you ever ending up in her pants or more are slim
 
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