Confused by women

[Mcbrian23]

I'm hoping for some replies but because its boring advice i'm after i'm not holding out much hope. But anyway here goes

A girl who works near me had to open on her own 3 weeks ago. I offered to help and we got chatting. The next day she sought my help again. So i gave her my number and told her to get in touch if she needed help

She knew i had a girlfriend and i knew she was unhappy with her boyfriend. We exchanged pleasantries for a week before she finally text me. We then text for a good 2 weeks. She broke up with her boyfriend and she stopped me making a big mistake by talking me out of a mortgage. I finished with my girlfriend. We carried on chatting and one evening she invited me round. We had a fun time but nothing happened. We text the next day but then i never heard from her in 4 days. I decided to go for it and asked her for a drink. She replied apologising she had been busy and said she'd love to go for a drink. I asked when she was free and a day has passed without reply. Her whatsapp hasn't been signed into for a day. We got on really well and she said i was funny and good looking. But the texts have dried up. She is a nice girl and is probably busy and has shown interest. Now what do i do? Text again? Ask her face to face? I would like to get to know her better but don't want to be pushy and make things awkward in the street. Advice needed pleaseeee

 

[FurryFox]

You should wait for her reply. It's only been a day, that's not a length of time you should be highly concerned about. Don't be pushy, if she showed interest in you, then there is nothing to worry about; she'll get back to you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Photo text a picture of your junk.

It's the only way.

 

[BlkHawk]

Photo text a picture of your junk.

It's the only way.

I support this fully. Follow the lead of our politicians.

 

[sean miguel]

You don't have to be pushy. Just find out where she works and wait out in the parking lot.
And remember, when she says "I'm going to call the police," she's being coy.

 

[bobjustbob]

Dirk and Hawk, stop that right now! Posting pix of your junk only works half the time. Behave yourselves.


Mcbrian, this texting shit should be left for business and drinking buddies. Wait a few days and call her on the phone This is a woman with interests. Let her hear your voice. It's a much more powerful communication device.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dirk and Hawk, stop that right now! Posting pix of your junk only works half the time. Behave yourselves.


Mcbrian, this texting shit should be left for business and drinking buddies. Wait a few days and call her on the phone This is a woman with interests. Let her hear your voice. It's a much more powerful communication device.

My junk is a pretty powerful communication device. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

 

[bobjustbob]

My junk is a pretty powerful communication device. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

Well, I've gotten far less success posting my junk. I won't argue with your success though. Perhaps Mcbrian should send her a picture of your junk. If he posts mine, all he will get is lots of giggling and pointing.

 

[sean miguel]

You should wait for her reply. It's only been a day, that's not a length of time you should be highly concerned about. Don't be pushy, if she showed interest in you, then there is nothing to worry about; she'll get back to you.

Sage advice from a fellow fox.


I'm f'n drunk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, I've gotten far less success posting my junk. I won't argue with your success though. Perhaps Mcbrian should send her a picture of your junk. If he posts mine, all he will get is lots of giggling and pointing.

I thought giggling and pointing was the goal. You mean it's not?

 

[BlkHawk]

Well, I've gotten far less success posting my junk. I won't argue with your success though. Perhaps Mcbrian should send her a picture of your junk. If he posts mine, all he will get is lots of giggling and pointing.

Huh, my junk never gets giggling and pointing, just baby talk and the phrase "Who's a wittle penis, who's a wittle penis, you are!"

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Photo text a picture of your junk.

It's the only way.

Pics? What is this... 2001? It's all about naughty videos now. :thumbsup:

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Text again?

Never do this with a woman, ever. Whatever the situation. Text once and wait for a response, whatever the situation. If you ask about plans and don't wait for a reply before texting again, you're desperate or needy. Hell, if you text your girlfriend asking what she wants to do for tea and text her again because she hasn't replied, it's past six and if she wants a cooked meal then you need to start cooking now but if she wants to go out or get takeaway then obviously that's fine because that needs no prep but you really need to know now because you need to know whether to start cooking and what she wants you to cook - apparently you're nagging her. And also probably needy.

Women - you're all batshit crazy.

"Her whatsapp hasn't been signed into for a day." - that sounds a bit creepy. Don't monitor. That's not far from stalking.

Pics? What is this... 2001? It's all about naughty videos now. :thumbsup:

Snapchat says hi. But only for six seconds, natch.

 

[feller469]

Buy the cologne "Sex Panther." Guaranteed to work, 60% of the time.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Buy the cologne "Sex Panther." Guaranteed to work, 60% of the time.

I believe you mean to say that sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The reason you are confused by women is the simple fact that you have not met the right one yet. Bullshit games fall by the wayside when the connection is there.

Cut bait and run when the doubts outweigh the enjoyment of the relationship. Or when the games start up. if it is right, things will fall into place. You won't have to do anything but let things take it's course.

 

[xfire]

Text her again, but this time call her some other girl's name.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I'm hoping for some replies but because its boring advice i'm after i'm not holding out much hope. But anyway here goes

A girl who works near me had to open on her own 3 weeks ago. I offered to help and we got chatting. The next day she sought my help again. So i gave her my number and told her to get in touch if she needed help

She knew i had a girlfriend and i knew she was unhappy with her boyfriend. We exchanged pleasantries for a week before she finally text me. We then text for a good 2 weeks. She broke up with her boyfriend and she stopped me making a big mistake by talking me out of a mortgage. I finished with my girlfriend. We carried on chatting and one evening she invited me round. We had a fun time but nothing happened. We text the next day but then i never heard from her in 4 days. I decided to go for it and asked her for a drink. She replied apologising she had been busy and said she'd love to go for a drink. I asked when she was free and a day has passed without reply. Her whatsapp hasn't been signed into for a day. We got on really well and she said i was funny and good looking. But the texts have dried up. She is a nice girl and is probably busy and has shown interest. Now what do i do? Text again? Ask her face to face? I would like to get to know her better but don't want to be pushy and make things awkward in the street. Advice needed pleaseeee

Send her daisies with a message where you you tell her how you kept one to pluck and see if she'll text/call you or not. No or bad answer and you know where you stand. Cheap, straight, funny and efficient. Good luck.

 

[Maggie Green]

I'd wait a few days and if you don't hear back from her, she's probably not interested. She may have gotten back with the boyfriend. After a few days, maybe text her again and say, Hey I'd love to grab that drink if you still want to. And let her contact you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm telling you. Cock'n'balls pictures are the way to go.