Colorado jogger fights off cougar

[sean miguel]

the cougar allegedly growled "This is MAGA country" before attacking the jogger unprovoked.

https://www.thisisinsider.com/travis-kauffman-colorado-******-mountain-death-attacked-2019-2


It's a sad state in our country (the blame rests squarely on the current administration) when someone can't even enjoy the outdoors without being attacked by bigoted wildlife.

 

[The Yak]

This story is funnier if the cougar in question is a sexually aggressive older woman instead of actual mountain lion.

 

[sean miguel]

but not as funny as what Jussie Smollett is facing and the egg on the faces of those deleting their tweets.

 

[xfire]

He will probably be ****** for life from Horsetooth Mountain Park.