In response to Legzman 
Pussy Slang thread here it is. 
Cock Slang I am ashamed that I actually can't
 cum up with many. 
Cock
Dick
Wood
Woody
PP
Lil' man
Pile-driver
My Personal favorites
Big guy
Lolli
Tinker toy
MMMM
My all time favorite...
Seymour (as in feed me)
