Chinese man dies after an eel was inserted into his rectum by 'friends' as a joke

[Ulysses31]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html

Thank god I don't have any friends :shy:

 

[feller469]

who knew you should not put eels up your ass? There goes my Wednesday night now

 

[BlueBalls]

Daaaaaayom! I needs to gets me some Chinese friends. :nanner:

 

[rock hard]

Waiter...take this eel back...it tastes like shit!!!!!

 

[roronoa3000]

I once had a Chinese man inserted into my ass as a joke. I barely noticed.

 

[Mayhem]

With friends like that, who needs anemonies?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Shame it wasn't a electric eel. That probably would have gave him superpowers.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

This is exactly why I dont drink.

 

[grower_boy]

I feel like a total dick....but the title of this thread made me laugh out loud.

 

[STDiva]

That's fucking hilarious.

Friend 1 - "We need to play a joke on Chang, what should we do?"

Friend 2 - "Let's put his hand in warm water when he's sleeping"

Friend 1 - "No that's lame."

Friend 2 - "Should we shave his head when he passes out?"

Friend 1 - "No, that's even lamer."

Friend 3 - "I have an idea...let's put a wild eel in his ass. Hilarity will ensue."

Friends 1 2 3 - "LOL"

 

[PirateKing]

1. Where the hell did they get an eel?
2. Did the eel survive?

 

[Ulysses31]

1. Where the hell did they get an eel?
2. Did the eel survive?

Knowing the Chinese they probably ate it

 

[STDiva]

If the eel wanted chinese, it should have ordered out.

LOL

I'm here all week folks.

 

[mrtrebus]

Knowing the Chinese they probably ate it

Are Chinese people well known for eating stuff that has been inserted in someone's rectum & resulted in that person's death?

 

[PirateKing]

If the eel wanted chinese, it should have ordered out.

LOL

I'm here all week folks.

 

[JayJohn85]

Damn them china men really know how to crack a joke

 

[Ulysses31]

Are Chinese people well known for eating stuff that has been inserted in someone's rectum & resulted in that person's death?

China is communist, nothing goes to waste

http://www.flavorandfortune.com/dataaccess/article.php?ID=16

 

[digdiggler]

That's fucked up! I would haunt them bastards for the rest of their lives

 

[DOA82]

Anal sex is nearly impossible without some form of lubrication, are we meant to believe his friends took a sizeable object, in this case an eel and forcibly inserted the creature into this poor bastards ass?

Assuming it didnt tear apart his anal passage before it actually got it deep enough to cause internal bleeding, shouldn't cheech and chang have noticed alot of blood?

I'm sorry, joke or accident I do not buy.

 

[biomech]

:wtf: I have never been that drunk. I don't want to see my buddies asses never mind stick something in them. :dunno: