jod0565
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Craigslist is site that has tons of stuff to buy locally and has tons of other things like xxx personals. This is from a lady who, well, just read on if you'd like...
You fuck! You smashed in the window of my Suburban this afternoon b/w 5 - 6 at the school - during little **** soccer practice! You can have the wallet, you can have the cash, hell you can even keep the brand new 550 dollar digital camera - i have already cancelled my credit cards and closed all relevant accounts. You will probably have a hard time finding a charger for the battery in the camera, and may not even realize what it's worth but be my guest!! But give me back all my personal stuff, PLEASE? The pictures of my ******** - the list of my dying ******'s medications and doctors appointments -- the envelope that contains the first tooth my *** ever lost, with the date, time and location written on it... Please - - for the **** that means NOTHING to you and EVERYTHING to me... why couldn't you just grab the wallet and dump the purse in the nearby dumpster? Fucking be a thief with some kind of common sense or something. Oh and the rock you used to hurl through my window (you left it on the floor of the vehicle) - I have a friend who is dusting it for prints even though the Tucson police don't give a FUCK about this kind of crime - Did you notice in all my id that I'm a lawyer and a federal prosecutor? Trust me, if I don't get my personal **** back I will come after your sorry ass with a vengence.
Seriously keep everything of value, I don't care I can replace it. Please just give me the other stuff back. Oh and by the way - I hope you feel like **** when you see all that stuff, and realize what bad, bad Kharma (sp) you're bringing on yourself by doing this. Maybe you will get RUN OVER by a big ole SUV next time, rather than just smashing and grabbing.
Get a fucking job like everyone else.
You fuck! You smashed in the window of my Suburban this afternoon b/w 5 - 6 at the school - during little **** soccer practice! You can have the wallet, you can have the cash, hell you can even keep the brand new 550 dollar digital camera - i have already cancelled my credit cards and closed all relevant accounts. You will probably have a hard time finding a charger for the battery in the camera, and may not even realize what it's worth but be my guest!! But give me back all my personal stuff, PLEASE? The pictures of my ******** - the list of my dying ******'s medications and doctors appointments -- the envelope that contains the first tooth my *** ever lost, with the date, time and location written on it... Please - - for the **** that means NOTHING to you and EVERYTHING to me... why couldn't you just grab the wallet and dump the purse in the nearby dumpster? Fucking be a thief with some kind of common sense or something. Oh and the rock you used to hurl through my window (you left it on the floor of the vehicle) - I have a friend who is dusting it for prints even though the Tucson police don't give a FUCK about this kind of crime - Did you notice in all my id that I'm a lawyer and a federal prosecutor? Trust me, if I don't get my personal **** back I will come after your sorry ass with a vengence.
Seriously keep everything of value, I don't care I can replace it. Please just give me the other stuff back. Oh and by the way - I hope you feel like **** when you see all that stuff, and realize what bad, bad Kharma (sp) you're bringing on yourself by doing this. Maybe you will get RUN OVER by a big ole SUV next time, rather than just smashing and grabbing.
Get a fucking job like everyone else.
