Champaigne anyone?

[BlueBalls]

You're right. It's broken glass, bubbly, and BlueBalls' (pathetic) cumshot.

I do love it in my eyes.

Pfft! The cumshot's only as good as the person it's shot on, honey.

 

[hedonis]

I thought I had read that they were able to get all 37 miners out of her snatch safely...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Pfft! The cumshot's only as good as the person it's shot on, honey.

:yesyes: tell me again that I'm worthless and slap me.

mmmhmm.

 

[BlueBalls]

:::spits a nice brown, post chest infection wad of phlegm in Dirk's mouth::

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm in fucking ecstasy, here. Can we rent 2 girls, 1 cup again and act it out as we watch?

 

[Shifty]

:::spits a nice brown, post chest infection wad of phlegm in Dirk's mouth::

Oh, that's not phlegm!