Celebrity you most want to punch in the face, 2012 FreeOnes list

[TheSpokenWheel]

if i could walk up to any celeb and slap them in the face with out any repercussions

dane cook ( look he jumped on a table and told me my mother just died and that i was adopted, this guy is fucking hilarious)

would rep if possible

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Donna Summers or the Gibb brother who just died. I'm relatively certain that neither would try to hit me back.

 

[PirateKing]

A lot of the people mentioned have faded into obscurity. I'm surprised there's still animosity toward them.

 

[ralph furley]

adam carolla

 

[tommitsa]

Too much violence here. Why not throwing a cream pie at their faces instead? Might be good for their complexion too.

 

[Ruddiger]

Morgan Freeman. He wants to sue CNN for defamation of character. CNN does a meticulous job of reporting the news. They have no agenda. Eight women saying Morgan was making unprovoked sexual comments, touching them inappropriately. He deserves a good ol' slap. He's an idiot.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Donna Summers or the Gibb brother who just died. I'm relatively certain that neither would try to hit me back.

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Michael Moore. I don't know what it is about his face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in his suck hole.

 

[RJS13]

In 2012 I would say Whoopi Goldberg. In 2018 I would say Whoopi Goldberg.

 

[sean miguel]

In 2012 I would say Whoopi Goldberg. In 2018 I would say Whoopi Goldberg.

I could never hit a person with no eyebrows.

I'd rear back and be like "hey, where are your eyebrows?" then we'd both laugh and break bread.

 

[RJS13]

I could never hit a person with no eyebrows.

I'd rear back and be like "hey, where are your eyebrows?" then we'd both laugh and break bread.

:rofl2:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Gimme 5 minutes alone in a phone booth with Jay-Z pretty please. Be fun caving his head it with my elbows.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Gimme 5 minutes alone in a phone booth with Jay-Z pretty please. Be fun caving his head it with my elbows.

Or Dre. Samesies.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Or Dre. Samesies.

There used to be 2 Dr Dres but somebody musta got hold of the fatter one somethin' awful or he dropped dead inside a Church's Fried Chicken.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Anthony Bordain

I still feel this way. And I could get away with it, too.

 

[xfire]

Gimme 5 minutes alone in a phone booth with Jay-Z pretty please. Be fun caving his head it with my elbows.

Big Pimpin' in one of my all-time favorite songs. "Just that Jiggaman, PimpC and B-U-N-B"

 

[Luxman]

Trump, Putin, Erdogan, Kim Jong Un, etc...

 

[RJS13]

Trump, Putin, Erdogan, Kim Jong Un, etc...

All men with a backbone. Name a few spineless wimps you WOULDN'T punch in the face. I'll wait

 

[cestmoi2010]

All men with a backbone. Name a few spineless wimps you WOULDN'T punch in the face. I'll wait

Seriously? Of the 4 posted: Trump, Putin, Erdogan, Kim Jong Un, etc...

Putin is the only one with a Back Bone. Trump is a fucking pussy. Erdogan is, too. And the North Korean Fat Midget has to have others so all his dirty work for him because he has no fucking balls

For me:

Mitch McConnell. I wanna hold him underwater for 20 minutes just to make sure that fucker is dead
Trump/Pence: 2 fucking spineless weasels who need to be spending every night with Stalin, Hitler, Idi Amin and more

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

So you're saying Love doesn't Trump hate after all?