Caught masterbating or having sex.....??

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I can remember being caught having sex when the BF at the time and I decided to do it on a park bench in a very dark corner of the park. However, an elderly jogger with a flashlight happened by. Gave him quite a start...

Then when I was working at McDonald's late at night, one with a huge indoor playland, I caught a hippy couple that were fucking like rabbits in the back dining room while their 5 obnoxious children raised hell. I just looked at them and said, "While I realize we are a family establishment, we really don't want you starting one on our bench."

Perfect excuse to tell them to pack up and get those gawd awful kids out of the store.
 
yeah my room mate in college walked in on me fucking several times...he never really caught onto the locked door with occupants inside thing...been caught masturbating several times, had sex in very public locations both noticed and unnoticed and also in rooms adjacent to other people who were up and about who knew full well what was going on...i've also been the person up and about with people having sex nearby, no big deal really but it makes me that much more glad to have my own house now that i share only with my girlfriend and no additional room mates
 
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