Caught masterbating or having sex.....??

Lets hear it, who caught you and how and did you stop or finish or ever caught or seen someone else and they didnt know it?
 
O and here is a teaser of me
 

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A few years ago, I had the worst experience of my life. I walked in on my mom and dad.

You know, you see sit-coms and you laugh and say "oh they're just exaggerating about walking in on your parents"...Bullshit, No they're not.

I shit you not, I felt my whole world come crashing down, I said damn, I'm never gonna be able to talk to my parents again. I knew they did that shit, but I just wanted to pretend they didn't.

I was with my friends that day and I couldn't even enjoy their company. Until I finally pulled my best friend away and told him I had walked in on them. He had a good laugh about it and then he told me about the time he walked in on his mom giving his dad a BJ. I laughed at him and I felt better, but I couldn't talk to my parents for like a month, I left home before they got up and got back home late at night.

Lessons Learned: It's always funny when it happens to someone else.....Also, always call before you make an unexpected stop at your parent's house.

Well, I shared my most embarassing story, who wants to share theirs?
 
I got caught wanking by my step sister once. We were both 18, and after she walked in, I just let my junk hang out. She was so curious she...

No. I've never been caught at anything of the sort. You people are disgusting!
 
My mom caught me jerking off once. Then my dad caught me devastating my moms vagina. Then my brother caught me and dad giving my mom the rotisserie treatment. I love the Holidays.
 
Never been caught but i've had a few close encounters, but i think they knew what was going down just too embarrased to say about it
 

Spleen

Banned?
Been caught having sex a couple of times. Unfair to say caught really, we weren't exactly hidden.

First time I got caught masturbating was 4 months ago in a hostel bathroom in Mexico City. The door was locked, FFS, if you try it once and it doesn't open that doesn't mean you can just break it. The dude, I think he was Italian, was far more embarassed than I was. I even finished off. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Nope never happend to me, I am a sex and masturbating ninja.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I remember one time a gal walked in as I was arsefucking her sister, screamed "OH MY GOD!" and walked out. We just carried on.
 
Close encounter with a gf (pants were up but the the tape was still on). I've walked in on a gf who was buzzing away with a vibrator, which worked out significantly better for all involved.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I was at a house party a few years ago and the guy that was throwing the party kicked all the guys out of the house into the yard so he could fuck his girlfriend. We stood outside around the fire drinking beers while he was making the whole house shake. His girl friend wasn't that good looking but I think all of us wanted a piece of her after hearing her moan. Damn that girl had some pipes. Just hearing her moan was almost enough to make a person cum.
 
ive never actually been caught...but ive had a few close encounters

sidenote: nice picture...PM me for a good time ;)
 
Caught jacking off at 16 by Mom...

Then having sex at 18 (Mom again)...
 
Not exactly caught. We were on the couch while friends were on the floor.
 
In my life I've been caught having sex seven times. The first time was when I was 14 my dad walked in on me having sex with my 18 year old girlfriend, he opened the door just far enough to see what was going on the shut it and walked away. I wasn't sure what to do in that situation so I just kept going, we never talked about it but I know he didn't tell my mom because she would have killed me. Since then I've been caught at least 6 times but I've never been too subtle about having sex, on the other hand :facepalm: the first time I was caught masturbating was last year. After my roommate gave me some naked pictures of herself, about a week later she came home from work early and caught me on the couch making fist kabobs to her naked pictures. Nearly a month later I walked in on her masturbating with a vibrator I bought her as a joke for christmas.
 
If sex in your car in the middle of the afternoon on a fairly well traveled road counts as "being caught", then I have. Seriously... Discretion!
 
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