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Save energy. Save money. Save Lives! I would like to offer an easy solution to accomplish this task: Don’t sell cold ****!
Grocery stores, convenience stores, **** stores, ****** stores and any other establishments selling **** should unplug all their **** coolers — instant energy savings!
Canned and bottled **** does not have to be kept cold in the stores, but cold **** does boost sales. On your next grocery visit, compare the refrigerated space allotted for **** and the refrigerated space allotted for milk or even soft drinks.
Do you see coolers full of your favorite cola? Amazing how many six-packs and cases of **** are cold and ready to ***** as soon as purchased. Just start the car and pop a top.
If you want a cold cola, look for the vending machine in front of the store.
Next, imagine the money that insurance companies would save. Damage to vehicles caused by ***** drivers is costly.
Most importantly, fewer innocent lives would be lost in *****-driving accidents. Police officers would work fewer *****-driving accidents.
We might see a reduction in our insurance premiums. Litter on our roadways and yards would be reduced.
Let folks take the **** home, refrigerate it at home and throw their empties in their own trash cans.
Let’s do everything we can to remove ******** adults from our roads.
Additionally, we do not want teenagers ******** and driving. Perhaps the thought of ******** a **** at room temperature will delay that first *****.
Yes, it’s ******* for them to buy, but somehow **** finds its way into teenagers’ hands. Aren’t our families’ lives worth every effort on our part to keep them safe?
Come on, stores, who will be the first to step up and pull the plug on ****?
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Th' slimey progressives just don't know when to stop !