Careful What You Say @ Work.......lol

[JiDoKwan]

The intercom may have acidentally been left on - lmao:1orglaugh

This past week we had such an incident:
Two guys discussing women we work with, sex & ED(Erectile Dysfunction) got broadcasted throughout the place unbeknownst to them.
OMFG!!!! I nearly pissed my pants howling with laughter.

Dude1 was discussing the one new secretary's new fake tits and how he's heard through the grapevine she "likes taking it in the ass".

Dude2 then replied about how he wished his wife would "take it in the ass from time to time", her lack of ability to reach orgasm anymore and his need for Viagra like pills because "the big guy" doesn't stay hard like he once did.

The sad & funny part was no one knew exactly these were at in the building to warn/stop them, so this conversation just rambled on.

One of the supervisors finally found them and you hear him say "You two fucking assholes are on the intercom broadcasting all over the building!"

All you hear before the intercom is turned off is a bunch of OH SHITs & OH FUCK's.:rofl: :wave2:

 

[dave_rhino]

funny shit, wish i could of seen that.

 

[jod0565]

That must've been really cool

Once over the line at another job, a call was made by a gal for someone over the PA and before she released the talk button the gal maust've had someone waiting for her as she said "What the fuck do you want?"

 

[Legzman]

My warehouse manager was talking about something with the store manager, as the conversation wrapped up, he proceded to pick up the phone and must have hit the page button by accident and the last part of the conversation was "Fuckin customers" everyone in the store heard it INCLUDING the customers! I was in tears I was laughin so hard!!!

 

[D-rock]

I only heard one incidence like that. It was were the people in the office didn't hand up the intercom and started talking about how they wanted to fire somebody.

 

[Torre82]

Olive Garden, 10000 block East Washington, Indianapolis, USA

After running the girl ragged.. the table of 6 nuevo chic peoples walk out leaving her 3 dollars from a 200 dollar tab. She runs after them, and while the lobby is relatively full and not talking at full volume.. she throws the money at them and says KEEP YOUR PISSANT 3 F!CKING DOLLARS! She walks back inside, smiles at the waiting guests.. and returns to her tables in the smoking section. Table ..73? Far corner, big table.

 

[maximumexposure]

get a dictionary?

 

[Red Spyder]

Anybody tried putting one of those talking squeeze toys that say stupid things over the PA?

 

[Slam]

Olive Garden, 10000 block East Washington, Indianapolis, USA

After running the girl ragged.. the table of 6 nuevo chic peoples walk out leaving her 3 dollars from a 200 dollar tab. She runs after them, and while the lobby is relatively full and not talking at full volume.. she throws the money at them and says KEEP YOUR PISSANT 3 F!CKING DOLLARS! She walks back inside, smiles at the waiting guests.. and returns to her tables in the smoking section. Table ..73? Far corner, big table.

Every servers dream. That was halrious.