Can't ***** I keep wanking over this chick! am I not normal?

[saampi]

Fuck she is perfect! I can't stop jacking off! is this weird?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

If you're wanking so much you can't ***** then, yes, you have a problem.

Otherwise, whack away ... whack away.

 

[STDiva]

Am I in 1992?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Am I in 1992?

Yes. Welcome.

Smells Like Teen Spirit anyone?

 

[biomech]

You have a problem, maybe OCD, maybe something else. Give your dick a break and go outside.

 

[Atar554]

Yes. Welcome.

Smells Like Teen Spirit anyone?

UGH dont' even tease...

I'm putting my doc martens right now damnit!

excuse me while I go into a ***** position and pretend time travel is real.

 

[JayJohn85]

You'll run out of go go juice

 

[CunningStunts]

Hot pic, but nothing to lose ***** over (literally).

 

[Trident1]

I have no idea who she is, but she's a stunner.

 

[Jagger69]

I can see why you are distracted by her for sure. Definitely not abnormal. However, if your entire regular life has come to a halt over her, I'd suggest you try to get hold of yourself (uhhhh....that didn't really come across right I don't think :1orglaugh). Anyway, you know what I mean. Be obsessed, blow your load and then go watch TV or argue with your wife.:

 

[Ulysses31]

Be obsessed, blow your load and then go watch TV or argue with your wife.:

Sounds like a barrel of laughs in the Jagger household

 

[YMIHERE]

Just remember it's really some dude pretending to be a female.

 

[Legzman]

who she be? Does she do hardcore?

 

[LukeEl]

I can wank it to her once, and still tucker down for a good 7 hours.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yes. Welcome.

Smells Like Teen Spirit anyone?

Wahoo...



For the OP:
There's nothing wrong with you, you just like gals who used to be guys. Enjoy.

 

[Jagger69]

Sounds like a barrel of laughs in the Jagger household

Are you peeking in my windows, Odysseus? :1orglaugh

 

[yoicham]

Hopefully you'll get tired eventually....or run out of semen *shrug*

 

[Justanothergirl]

Go for the real thing! So much better!

 

[PirateKing]

Make sure you're compensating with plenty of vitamin E. You don't want to expend more than you're consuming.

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Be careful...you can go blind from that.