Canada

[assari]

Fact or fiction:


-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada

-Most of the population speaks French

-They have the Chocolate Museum

-Werewolfes are a common sight

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night

-They drink Vodka

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s

-They are very patriotic

-They do not like to appear low in clothes

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver

-They are very rich

-They are not like Americans

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy


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[squallumz]

erm.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Fact or fiction:


-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada

-Most of the population speaks French

-They have the Chocolate Museum

-Werewolfes are a common sight

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night

-They drink Vodka

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s

-They are very patriotic

-They do not like to appear low in clothes

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver

-They are very rich

-They are not like Americans

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy


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Minnesotans drink vodka. The Canadians have nothing on us. Our State alone could take on the whole country and kick their ass. Hell, the East Side of St. Paul alone could kick their ass, but they know that. Ask PT2.

 

[assari]

Bloodshot Scott, you do not like the Canadians?

I am Finnish and I like them because they are like us arty:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Bloodshot Scott, you do not like the Canadians?

I am Finnish and I like them because they are like us arty:

Really? WTF would make you think that? My cousins are Canadian; my niece and nephew are Canadian. I don't know. The Canadians here know I am fuckin' with them. :dunno:

Honestly I want to get to Thunder Bay and leave it at that. America has so much baggage right now it's disconcerting. My city is what I will miss the most, in addition to me State. My city has turned into a damn trash can because of liberals and their nonsense. It's sad to see what was once a world class city turn into a dump in your life, especially since I feel like I have so much to give back. Canada is where it's at. Especially for those of us here on the northern border. I'm goin' there. No lookin' back.

 

[Shifty]

... Canada is where it's at. Especially for those of us here on the northern border. I'm goin' there. No lookin' back.

You can stay at my place BS! :hatsoff:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

You can stay at my place BS! :hatsoff:

You in Winnipeg, TB or Midland? Those are where I would go. I'll bring the hookers (from the East Side) and the cheap American booze. :thumbsup:

 

[assari]

Really? WTF would make you think that? My cousins are Canadian; my niece and nephew are Canadian. I don't know. The Canadians here know I am fuckin' with them. :dunno:

My city is what I will miss the most, in addition to me State. My city has turned into a damn trash can because of liberals and their nonsense. It's sad to see what was once a world class city turn into a dump in your life, especially since I feel like I have so much to give back.

I don't know, perhaps because they too live in the north.

The liberals destroy your hometown?

How and why?

 

[annod]

Fact or fiction:


-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada

-Most of the population speaks French

-They have the Chocolate Museum

-Werewolfes are a common sight

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night

-They drink Vodka

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s

-They are very patriotic

-They do not like to appear low in clothes

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver

-They are very rich

-They are not like Americans

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy


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wtf??? i'm Canadian, :banger: what are you after assari???
oh, plus i'd fuck that little chunker like its was sport!!!

 

[L3ggy]

I am Finnish

Makes sense.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I don't know, perhaps because they too live in the north.

The liberals destroy your hometown?

How and why?

Best welfare in the country + Lutheran simpletons = let's let anyone from an outside tragedy come into our community.

Second largest Hmong and largest Somali in America community in the TC doesn't happen because our weather is peachy. We are the coldest metropolitan area in the lower 48. Why would you move here? The weather? Why would'nt you move to Miami? Because they don't have good welfare?

The media (the Pioneer Press and Star Trib') try tp front like they don't know what's up and continue to paint a perfect picture, but they are both dinosaurs. I almost went to college for communications because I wanted to write for my childhood paper, PP, but it wouldn't have mattered, because they are dying anyway.

Makes sense.

What exactly are you on about now, friend?

 

[assari]

wtf??? i'm Canadian, :banger: what are you after assari???
oh, plus i'd fuck that little chunker like its was sport!!!

I just wanted to know some things from your country.

Yes, she is very beautiful.


Bloodshot Scott,

Ok, now I know what you mean...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Are we talkin' about Avril? 'Cause if we are, send her down my way so I could have a little time with her. :drool2:

 

[annod]

ok...i gotta answer these.......

Fact or fiction:
-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada
...yes, or the breast...

-Most of the population speaks French
...fuck no, mon ami...

-They have the Chocolate Museum
...where??? where???

-Werewolfes are a common sight
...uh...yah, once a year in October

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag
...yah yah yah, now we have 1 leaf that could probably play hockey!!

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night
...oh fuck no...whats a key???

-They drink Vodka
...beer....vodka would be for someone from Minnesota....

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter
...and selling shoes in the summer

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s
...yes, he did inhale.

-They are very patriotic
...yes!!

-They do not like to appear low in clothes
...wtf???

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver
..or pussy or fish taco...

-They are very rich
....$$$$$$$$

-They are not like Americans
...nope, we can win playing hockey

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy
...and will bang your brains out on a cold winter nite!!



hows that??? :2 cents:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

ok...i gotta answer these.......

Fact or fiction:
-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada
...yes, or the breast...

-Most of the population speaks French
...fuck no, mon ami...

-They have the Chocolate Museum
...where??? where???

-Werewolfes are a common sight
...uh...yah, once a year in October

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag
...yah yah yah, now we have 1 leaf that could probably play hockey!!

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night
...oh fuck no...whats a key???

-They drink Vodka
...beer....vodka would be for someone from Minnesota....

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter
...and selling shoes in the summer

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s
...yes, he did inhale.

-They are very patriotic
...yes!!

-They do not like to appear low in clothes
...wtf???

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver
..or pussy or cock socket or axe wound...

-They are very rich
....$$$$$$$$

-They are not like Americans
...nope, we can win playing hockey

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy
...and will bang your brains out on a cold winter nite!!



hows that??? :2 cents:

I don't give a F about that stuff. Just send Elisha and Avril down to slob on my nob and we are all cool. :drool2:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just to satisfy your curiosity:


-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada True

-Most of the population speaks French False Everyone gets French in school, but that doesn't mean they can speak it.

-They have the Chocolate Museum Um, likely? I'm sure there are chocolate museums in the U.S. and Europe, too.

-Werewolfes are a common sight Retarded statement.

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag True as it was for all colonial nations. Then there was a derivation of the Union Jack, and then a completely separate flag with a maple leaf.

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night False Locking doors is much less common in many ways there, though. For example, most Canadians I know, when they are home, don't lock their doors.

-They drink Vodka stupid Lots of people drink Vodka. Canadians are not particularly known for this.

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter Retarded statement.

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s False Many draft dodgers went to Canada. That doesn't mean that Canada openly offered asylum to any of them.

-They are very patriotic True, sort of. Canadians love their nation, but the stamping, screaming, bomb the fuck out of everyone else brand of patriotism that is quite rampant in the U.S. (for example) is almost entirely absent.

-They do not like to appear low in clothes Retarded statement.

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver True though there is talk of changing this

-They are very rich False Quality/standard of life is high, that doesn't mean they are rich.

-They are not like Americans True Most Canadians identify how they are Canadian by describing how they are different from Americans.

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy True I like Canadian women. a lot.



Now, remember: all generalizations are dumb.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Just to satisfy your curiosity:


-Milk sold in plastic bags in Canada True

-Most of the population speaks French False Everyone gets French in school, but that doesn't mean they can speak it.

-They have the Chocolate Museum Um, likely? I'm sure there are chocolate museums in the U.S. and Europe, too.

-Werewolfes are a common sight Retarded statement.

-Canada's official flag was in the old days the English flag True as it was for all colonial nations. Then there was a derivation of the Union Jack, and then a completely separate flag with a maple leaf.

-People do not close the doors of homes for the night False Locking doors is much less common in many ways there, though. For example, most Canadians I know, when they are home, don't lock their doors.

-They drink Vodka stupid Lots of people drink Vodka. Canadians are not particularly known for this.

-Polar Bears can be seen in streets during the winter Retarded statement.

-Canada offer asylum to Bill Clinton in the 1960s False Many draft dodgers went to Canada. That doesn't mean that Canada openly offered asylum to any of them.

-They are very patriotic True, sort of. Canadians love their nation, but the stamping, screaming, bomb the fuck out of everyone else brand of patriotism that is quite rampant in the U.S. (for example) is almost entirely absent.

-They do not like to appear low in clothes Retarded statement.

-Canada's National Animal is the Beaver True though there is talk of changing this

-They are very rich False Quality/standard of life is high, that doesn't mean they are rich.

-They are not like Americans True Most Canadians identify how they are Canadian by describing how they are different from Americans.

-Canadian women are beautiful and shy True I like Canadian women. a lot.



Now, remember: all generalizations are dumb.

Damn you. Damn you to Hell, damn. Damn you!

 

[STDiva]

I don't always appear, but when I do, its not in clothes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Damn you. Damn you to Hell, damn. Damn you!

Are you upset because my answers are better?

 

[Jack Davenport]

The last one on he list is why I love Montreal.