Can you turn a porn star into a housewife?

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I can't speak for you, but I would have no problem with it. I'd probably have to find them a rich dude though. I wouldn't marry a retired pornstar though for the most part since most of them are at least 10 years older than me that are really recognizable.
 

Elektra Knight

Official Checked Star Member
I can't speak for you, but I would have no problem with it. I'd probably have to find them a rich dude though. I wouldn't marry a retired pornstar though for the most part since most of them are at least 10 years older than me that are really recognizable.

Why would you have to find them a rich dude?
 
In the closet self-hating gay NeoCons who are anti-gay marry naive women and have children with them so they can disguise the fact that they are homosexual by appearing heterosexual. So no, NeoCons couldn't get away with the facade of marrying a former porn actress who would know right off the bat that he's a fruitcake pretending to be a wannabe Chuck Norris
 
i would in a heartbeat if i was in love with her enough to consider marriage...wouldn't bother me at all i'd give her the same chance i would any other girl, no judging from me...i'd go out with an active pornstar as well under a couple conditions
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
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Elektra Knight[/URL][/B], post: 4269103, member: 376878"]Why would you have to find them a rich dude?

I was just being random.
 
I have the power to turn porn stars into corpses. Weee! Beware the magical powers of me. Or... something...
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Here is a problem I have with this, why does a retired porn actress have to be a housewife? Couldn't she run her own business, or be a doctor, lawyer, salmon gutter, whatever the hell she wants to do. How about this how about we both work and bring in twice the income. I don't need a housewife to cook for me, do me laundry, or fetch me dry martini's. I have been pretty self reliant for a long time, like to do things around the house my own way. Besides I had someone take care of me when I was a kid, her name was mom. Also the chances of me marrying a porn star...well I have a better chance of finding a leperchaun riding a unicorn and putting it on Youtube.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
You could. if you were a man about it and not a little pussy boy who doesn't have any balls. It doesn't take much, being the weaker sex they have to listen to what you say, it's programmed into their little brains. That's the rule, if a man is talking they shut the fuck up like they're supposed to. Now, grab that sack and listen fella's! Here's what you say; "Woman, get your ass inside and cook my muthurfuckin' dinner or I'll get the belt"

Don't shout, don't even raise your voice, be calm and cool. If those master balls are swinging proud they'll get the message and comply. They have to, submission is God's will.


If that doesn't work, burn the house down.







::runs away::

lmfao
 
You certainly can! You first have to accept having a committed relationship with her as a woman. Sounds like a 'duh' first step, but there are way too many men that marry women that never got past this concept. Then it's all about finding a comfortable ground with everything else.

Having a happy marriage with an average slut is almost an impossibility because your average sluts fuck just as many other dudes as pornstars, but not on camera (for the most part), goes untested, and doesn't really get paid for any of it. There's no goal in mind for your everyday slut. There's no becoming a star or finish college behind her slut behavior. Just self-gratification without your feelings as a husband taken into consideration.

In a lot of cases, one is much better off marrying a pornstar if the option was presented.
 
I've been with girls that had had kids before, and they got on with me alright - despite me lacking in the trousers a bit. But damn I am good for my size, considering the orgasims my girl has had before.

Would I want to marry a pornstar? With all due respect to our OCSM's, I'd say no. Those ghosts do follow them around forever, despite what people might say.
 
Would you marry a retired porn star or a porn star looking to retire? By porn star I do not mean someone who has done a few internet scenes, but someone who has been in the business far a few years, is well known and recognizable.

I've been there... and I couldn't... long story short. You have to be very sure about yourself to make that step... I wasn't
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
the real question is would a hot porn star consider making one of us her husband. and the answer is, probably not! so we like to say "well she's a porn girl so i wouldn't have her anyway" it makes us feel good.

thing is, before they became porn stars they probably wouldn't have dated us and after they were porn stars they probably wouldn't marry us.

i say "us" only to not sound narcissistic, but in actuality i get proposed to by porn stars on a daily basis. so when i say "us", i really mean "you" ;) just yesterday i had to turn down nikki benz ......... again.
 
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