You could. if you were a man about it and not a little pussy boy who doesn't have any balls. It doesn't take much, being the weaker sex they have to listen to what you say, it's programmed into their little brains. That's the rule, if a man is talking they shut the fuck up like they're supposed to. Now, grab that sack and listen fella's! Here's what you say; "Woman, get your ass inside and cook my muthurfuckin' dinner or I'll get the belt"
Don't shout, don't even raise your voice, be calm and cool. If those master balls are swinging proud they'll get the message and comply. They have to, submission is God's will.
If that doesn't work, burn the house down.
::runs away::