Can You Out-Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think I can because I Tom Arnold'd him once at the gym asking if he could sign something then rushing in overjoyed the next day presenting my copy of Death Wish running off at the mouth at how good he was as Freak #1 also trying to get him to contact Larry Fishburne, who he was in Deep Cover with, to sign my Death Wish 2 DVD. I never caught up with Larry Fishburne but I got word his daughter sucks cocks like they're going outta style.

"Hmmmmmm... Yes. Fascinating. But wait one second. Thinking... Ah yes,
Grilled Cheese. Fries instead of fresh fruit and iced tea... Thank you. But wait..."

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I think he outgoldbloomed himself. That laugh is creepier than a Ford E-250 van with "free candy" painted on the side.

 

[RASQ]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think he outgoldbloomed himself. That laugh is creepier than a Ford E-250 van with "free candy" painted on the side.

I see what he did there throwing in a bit of Bait 'n' Switch Goldblum into the mix avoiding touching his chin for 10 hours. He piqued their interest so much over time I don't know how the chopper didn't crash with the passengers dying from suspense as much as from impact.

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Oooh! Ha-Ha! Ha-Ha!"

 

[Rane1071]

Jeff Goldblum always makes me think of this.


p.s I really love your threads, Dino.