:wtf: ...what? Do you have a copy of the pornstar contract or something? Requirements: 1. Must be HOTT. 2. Must be nekkid 3/4 of the time. 3. Must be a pathological liar.
...do not worry, I understand. Microsoft would never advertise their new operating systems as; crappier, slower, more crashes, buggier, uglier, harder to use, annoying alert notification sound will cause smoke come out from your speakers. They will always say; faster, better, more stable, new cool shiny looks, easier to use, will make your panties wet just by listening boot sounds.
