StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Yes. When the young lady is looking like a mutant. Or when they are hanging below the old lady's knees.
Can Tits ever be too Big for you?
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Andro Ry: Baby, you've got a great body...
Date: Really? I wish my boobs were bigger.
Andro Ry: No way, they're perfect. I love a full D.
Date: But I'm just a B!?!
Andro Ry: Right. Like I said, I love a full D.
Date: Fuck you, loser. You're getting nothing tonight.
Andro Ry: That's fine. Your tits are too small anyway. I love a full D.
Date: Go to hell, you're evil!
Andro Ry: Yeah, never mind. I'm already wanking while I think about a full D.
Date storms out.
:1orglaugh You're not far off. This girl was über jealous and one day she asked me which size boobs I prefer. It went like this:
Her: What boob size do you prefer?
Me: A full C.
Her: You know I'm only a B, right? What if I told you I preferred ten inch dicks?
Me: I'd tell you that you're out of luck. You asked for my opinion...
Her: Yeah, but I didn't think you'd say anything bigger than what I had. Why do you prefer C's? Is that what your last girlfriend had?
Me: No, she had D's, but the one before her had C's.
Her: You're an asshole.
Me: In the future, I'll be sure to change my opinions to conform to what you want me to say. This would be much easier if you gave me the right answers in advance.
Her: Fuck you. Don't talk to me.
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
no tits can ever, ever be too big for me yo...
:nanner: Baby wants milk!no tits can ever, ever be too big for me yo...
Based on this....
and this....
Pity goes to the future offspring of these Mr and Mrs Sunshines...:helpme::weeping:
Andro Ry: Baby, you've got a great body...
Date: Really? I wish my boobs were bigger.
Andro Ry: No way, they're perfect. I love a full D.
Date: But I'm just a B!?!
Andro Ry: Right. Like I said, I love a full D.
Date: Fuck you, loser. You're getting nothing tonight.
Andro Ry: That's fine. Your tits are too small anyway. I love a full D.
Date: Go to hell, you're evil!
Andro Ry: Yeah, never mind. I'm already wanking while I think about a full D.
Date storms out.
and this....
Pity goes to the future offspring of these Mr and Mrs Sunshines...
:helpme::weeping:
The Paulinator
Spreading the seed
If they have smaller titties orbiting around them, then they might be too big
No and yes...
I dream of big tits, very big tits. Rachel Aldana's big naturals are so damn sexy, Fake is good too and even Chelsea Charms has some damn hot tits. So no, tits can't be too big to me.
On the other hand, Chelsea is a freak. While I'd like to fuck her, I wouldn't want her as a girlfriend. I do not think, though, that my big boob fetish would be ruined, though.
My GF has natural 85G tits. They are not perfectly round and hang a bit, but they're amazing - simply just perfect. I wouldn't want her to have bigger tits.
So, tits can't be too big - and then again, they can...
I dream of big tits, very big tits. Rachel Aldana's big naturals are so damn sexy, Fake is good too and even Chelsea Charms has some damn hot tits. So no, tits can't be too big to me.
On the other hand, Chelsea is a freak. While I'd like to fuck her, I wouldn't want her as a girlfriend. I do not think, though, that my big boob fetish would be ruined, though.
My GF has natural 85G tits. They are not perfectly round and hang a bit, but they're amazing - simply just perfect. I wouldn't want her to have bigger tits.
So, tits can't be too big - and then again, they can...
Pity goes to the future offspring of these Mr and Mrs Sunshines...
You know damn well you'd like to help create those offspring.
:shy:
I can agree with this.
yes...full C or D is about perfect for me, but smaller works good on some girls, typically not much into anything above a large D cup :2 cents:
