Bush's Colonoscopy

[AFA]

Cheney as President will take over the world and the search for Condoleza Rice up Bush's butt will begin. :jester:

Tomorrow at Camp David, President Bush will have a colonoscopy. The procedure will be supervised by his physician, Dr. Richard Tubb, an Air Force colonel. This will be the president's fourth colonoscopy. Because the president will be given anesthesia, Mr. Bush has decided he will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney under the 25th amendment. Advisers say Mr. and Mrs. Cheney will be at their home in Maryland on the eastern shore of the Chesapeake Bay all day Saturday, including the time Bush undergoes his colonoscopy.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280265.aspx

 

[Friday on my mind]

Cheney as President will take over the world and the search for Condoleza Rice up Bush's butt will begin. :jester:

Tomorrow at Camp David, President Bush will have a colonoscopy. The procedure will be supervised by his physician, Dr. Richard Tubb, an Air Force colonel. This will be the president's fourth colonoscopy. Because the president will be given anesthesia, Mr. Bush has decided he will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney under the 25th amendment. Advisers say Mr. and Mrs. Cheney will be at their home in Maryland on the eastern shore of the Chesapeake Bay all day Saturday, including the time Bush undergoes his colonoscopy.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280265.aspx

Lets hope he comes through OK,President Cheney has a scary sound to it.

 

[AFA]

At the moment he takes over executive power.

 

[holdol]

Well, he's been stinking it up our asses, what the hell.

 

[YMIHERE]

Maybe they will find the missing WMD up in Bush's ass.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Maybe they will find the missing WMD up in Bush's ass.

Can't find what never existed!

 

[alexios]

For anyone that has ever been pissed off by one or more of the decisions that Bush has made....you have to admit, this is funny as Hell. :rofl:

 

[blackbull1970]

This shit going on in Pakistan, now cheney in charge.

Great!

Peace.

 

[CptHa]

Hooray! We"re Doomed!

 

[Friday on my mind]

Bush transfers power to Cheney

"CAMP DAVID, Md. - President Bush transferred the powers of the presidency to Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday just before being sedated for a screening to detect colon cancer.

With two signed letters to leaders in the House and Senate, Bush temporarily transferred his authority at 7:16 a.m. EDT to Cheney, who was at his home on the Chesapeake Bay in St. Michaels, Md., about 30 miles east of Washington.

"The vice president is now serving as acting president," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070721...colonoscopy;_ylt=AiN94VlAK0FZs37L166ViTJI2ocA

Be afraid ,be very afraid lol.

 

[tunsty]

Re: Bush transfers power to Cheney

"The vice president is now serving as acting president

.

It's an act?..I thought they were for real!

 

[dick van cock]

Re: Bush transfers power to Cheney

It's an act?..I thought they were for real!

I knew it all along: the veep has been giving his performance of Richard III. for six years now:

John Ashcroft: And what should we do if Hastings will not agree to our complots?
Richard Cheney III.: Chop off his head, man.

 

[AFA]

Re: Bush transfers power to Cheney

"CAMP DAVID, Md. - President Bush transferred the powers of the presidency to Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday just before being sedated for a screening to detect colon cancer.

Sedated? Isn't he always sedated? Or he just talks like he's sedated?

 

[Friday on my mind]

Bush reclaims powers after colonoscopy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070721...colonoscopy;_ylt=An340hcoRsaXxBf5aeOVUKlI2ocA

Bush is back on the job,imagine calling that good news.:throwup:

 

[member006]

Re: Bush transfers power to Cheney

Sedated? Isn't he always sedated? Or he just talks like he's sedated?

I think he stays sedated too. I'd like to shove something up his *** and it wouldn't be a scope nor lubed. Just when you think someone couldn't possibly get any more stupid, oops there he is. :dunno:

Its a mystery to me.

LL

 

[jamrak]

some time ago I saw on TV a programme about new way of performing digital-laser-computer (do not remeber exact description) colonoscopy, with no need of such harmful inserting of a tube. I wonder why that new progressive methods are not available for the US president...

 

[member006]

some time ago I saw on TV a programme about new way of performing digital-laser-computer (do not remeber exact description) colonoscopy, with no need of such harmful inserting of a tube. I wonder why that new progressive methods are not available for the US president...

That's interesting and I too would have questioned why the intrusive test if another is available. I only found this, is it similar to what you're talking about maybe?
http://www.ccac-accc.ca/news.php?id=305

Note: I do feel bad of my little outburst above, but Bush does anger me so much sometimes. I do wish him as a human the best of luck and hope the removed polyps are benign and the end of his problems.

LL

 

[jamrak]

LadyLove, yeah, that sounds very similar to what I saw on TV! it was some time ago, and they already were testing it on some people, and the results were good and convincing, much more advantages were described... And since it is not a new drug, that might be harmful, but just a technique of an examination I think they do not need to test is for many years...

 

[Phaeton]

I don't understand why Bush needed four colonoscopies.

He's got his head so far up his ass, he's got a better view than any Doctor.

 

[D-rock]

I think he stays sedated too. I'd like to shove something up his *** and it wouldn't be a scope nor lubed. Just when you think someone couldn't possibly get any more stupid, oops there he is. :dunno:

Its a mystery to me.

Oh, LadyLove don't say that....having you do it too him is more than he deserves.

I don't understand why Bush needed four colonoscopies.

Hmmm...maybe he just really enjoys having them done to himself. :dunno::1orglaugh