It appears that your Thong is mis-adjusted. I'm here to help.
In order for me to be of assistance I must formally apply for the position as your "special" Thong assistant. Officially, for legal and tax purposes, my title would be, "Miss Briana Lee's Official Thong Adjuster."
The responsibilities of this position would be to ensure that Miss Lee has, at all times, optimal comfort and photographic appearance of any and all Thongs that will be worn (in the traditional sense) by Miss Lee. Because of my advanced degrees in this type of work, I can also work with you on positioning of Thongs in various non-traditional ways. For example: 1) Thongs pulled down over your buttocks; 2) Thongs stretched between your knees; 3) Thongs worn only on one leg; 4) Thongs dangled between ankles while standing; 5) Thongs hooked over a/both high heel(s); 6) Thongs in teeth (when on other models); 7) Thongs inserted/placed/stuffed in various "special" places; 8) Thongs with finger(s) hooked in them; 9) Thongs worn backwards; 10) Thongs under garter belts; 11) Thongs over garter belts; 12) Thongs that are tied on each side; 13) Thong bikinis/swimwear; 14) Thongs being cut, torn, pulled, ripped, sucked, bitten off you (S&M and/or B&D play); 15) Thongs with various toys in/on/under them; 16) Thongs gifted/bought/sold to admiring fans; 17) Thong taxidermy; 18) Thong shot like rubber bands; 19) Vintage Thongs; 20) Thong fetishes ... ETC.
This is just a small sampling of the various talents I will utilize to ensure all your Thong needs are met with 100% SATISFACTION.
I must warn you that I only work with Thongs. I would never intrude on the various other assistants you employ that attend to your NON-Thong panty, bra, lingerie, shoes, or clothing needs. That is just unprofessional and in poor taste.
I hope to hear from you soon so I can PROFESSIONALLY attend to all your Thong needs.
Goddamn you're hot as F*CK.