Call Geico and get a life insurance policy on him. Then get a cat. Then leave his cage door open when you leave for work. But don't go to work. Go to the nearest car dealership and pick out a sweet sports car for yourself... as I see a fat check in your future. :yesyes:
The cat might have to pull some time for ******. So best that you set aside some money for him when he gets out or he might (wait for it... wait for it... ready?)RAT on you! Yeah, I **** me.