Booty Short Txt Ideas

[Ghetto Vet]

Booty Shorts Txt Ideas

Looking for ideas for booty shorts what should it say on the back my ideas

Big Dicks Wanted
Shake It Fast
Skeet Skeet

 

[Ghetto Vet]

Porn Star At Work
This Is The Best Ass You Will Never Have
Ass 4 Days

 

[ArabJames]

insert here:1orglaugh

 

[Ben Dover]

A very simple one that reads "Spank Me" would do quite nicely

A notice on the front side of the shorts saying, "Deliveries in the rear"

Outlines of hands grabbing, one on each cheek

One that says, " 'No' means- Eat me out first"

 

[Legzman]

"Fuck It"

 

[Ghetto Vet]

Condoms Are For Wimps

 

[Ben Dover]

"Protein is my friend"

A place-mat image that reads,"Welcome- Cum on in"

"If you're reading this...Fuck me already"

"If you're gonna ride my ass...at least pull my hair"

 

[Ben Dover]

A help-wanted type sign that reads "Cock Wanted...Apply Within"

"Let's play a little game called 'Just the Tip'"

"It's like a postage stamp- grab it, lick it, stick it"

"More parking available in the rear"

 

[ChefChiTown]

How about...

"I am a huge slut who craves constant attention, so I wear tight ass shorts that have stupid sayings on them just so guys will look at my ass and want to have sex with me!"

...or something like that.

 

[jibbijib]

"These are my shorts"
"Wtf U lookin at?"
"My eyes are up... oh nvm"
"Remove before flight"
"Exit Only"
"No tracks here"
"U=Lucky"


And just for Chef

"No chef these arent yours"

 

[titsrock]

How about...
"Your Tongue Here"
"Spank This"
"Hard Man Good Find"
"Meat sticks Only"
"If your name is Tebow, this ass is yours"
"Rumpy Pumpy"

 

[jamrak]

"Overweight, sorry"
"Will work for food"
"GM warning"

 

[BigEzE]

"Handle with care"
"Contents under pressure"
this one is too long but..."Surgeon generals warning:contents have been known to cause addiction"

 

[Ghetto Vet]

Some nice ideas here

 

[STDiva]

get the lyrics to the fresh prince on your bulbous ass.

 

[Will E Worm]

"I'm overpriced"
"I want too much."
"Used"
"Welfare mother"
"One-nighter"
"I can't cook"

Truth in advertising. :hatsoff:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"You must be eight inches to ride"