Thank you! The Durant Polka Festival sounds like a lot of fun. And I won't have to worry about being arrested. Well, not for stealing a book, anyway! ;-)
When I saw the title of the thread, I thought that a woman was arrested for reading some banned books and I thought - WTF? are there such a dangerous book in this world? The only one I know, at a rough guess, is "Mein Kampf"...