Bill Maher Wants To Celebrate Dick Cheney's Death

[mr. jizz]

yeah, i agree, those who thump the bible, but then conduct themselves in life in a way that is contrary to actually being a believer are the biggest hypocrites of all. I mean, how can you honestly be a bible thumper, and yet come to a porn board? That makes it impossible to take anything that those people say very seriously....and it actually makes them look like a caricature.

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[Hypergalaxy]

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Where in Christianity is porn considered off limits? Where in Christianity is nudity or intercourse a sentence to hell?

Matthew 5:28
But I say to you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Proverbs 6:32
But a man who commits adultery lacks judgment; whoever does so destroys himself


Revelation 21:8
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death



Now all you religious hypocrites feel free to leave the forum and please dont let the door hit you on your ass as you leave... Or stay around and be a hypocrite on here because its easy to be one on the internet.

 

[Trident1]

He doesn't need to die. His just desserts would be to be the opening act for Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, Missouri. That's worse than death.

Jeez I'd be there to heckle him and pelt him with road apples.

 

[Mayhem]

Matthew 5:28
But I say to you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.


Proverbs 6:32
But a man who commits adultery lacks judgment; whoever does so destroys himself


Revelation 21:8
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death



Now all you religious hypocrites feel free to leave the forum and please dont let the door hit you on your ass as you leave... Or stay around and be a hypocrite on here because its easy to be one on the internet.

Well.......those were some pretty bad fuckin' examples. I'm not married, so how am I commiting adultery? And the first two don't say you're not Christian, and they don't say you are going to be punished. They are basically saying that the author isn't going to like you very much.

The Revelation example may be an answer to a question, just not the one I asked.

As I recall, the Bible also has some hard words for gays. You uber-Christians want to clue me in on how you're handling that?

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Well.......those were some pretty bad fuckin' examples. I'm not married, so how am I commiting adultery? And the first two don't say you're not Christian, and they don't say you are going to be punished. They are basically saying that the author isn't going to like you very much.

The Revelation example may be an answer to a question, just not the one I asked.

As I recall, the Bible also has some hard words for gays. You uber-Christians want to clue me in on how you're handling that?

Great examples considering how many married men are on the forum and how many porn stars are married. Plus the last one didnt apply to only married people.



But since not enough for you and I am sure a few hypocrites on here

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.


Pretty much if you are a christian you dont look at porn.. Not that hard to come to that conclusion

 

[Mayhem]

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.


Pretty much if you are a christian you dont look at porn.. Not that hard to come to that conclusion

No, you still haven't converted me to the Dark Side there, Darth. "Whoever sins sexually" does not cover LOOKING at porn. It may cover participating, but we aren't discussing that.

And to use another example from the Laugh-A-Minute-Playbook, it's supposed to be a sin to have sex if you are not seeking to have a child. Since we're bringing down the brimstone curtain here, are you saying that everyone who uses birth control should stop calling themselves a Christian?

 

[noirwest]

Erm, no, that would be the pope's job.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

No, you still haven't converted me to the Dark Side there, Darth. "Whoever sins sexually" does not cover LOOKING at porn. It may cover participating, but we aren't discussing that.

And to use another example from the Laugh-A-Minute-Playbook, it's supposed to be a sin to have sex if you are not seeking to have a child. Since we're bringing down the brimstone curtain here, are you saying that everyone who uses birth control should stop calling themselves a Christian?

:1orglaugh So I take it you are one of the hypocritical christians on here?

They didnt have the word "Porn" when they wrote the storybook Einstein but statements like "But I say to you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully". Isnt a statement that necessarily aproves of staring at women lustfully... pictures or not. I dont give a fuck who takes BC(more people should if anything) kinda not the point of my statements. They were directed at people being on here and being conservatives and religious... Christian porn enthusiast kinda an oxymoron.

 

[Mayhem]

Unfortunately, people telling other people what they can and can't do in the name of Christianity is not an oxymoron. And that is my point. :hatsoff:

 

[fathomite]

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Now if someone said this about Obama, Biden, Al Gore, or someone like that there would be outrage and a call for their firing.

Hypocritical liberals. :kettle:

Obama, Gore and Biden haven't come out and said that it is okay to rape and torture people and that doing such things is a good thing. Cheney has.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Unfortunately, people telling other people what they can and can't do in the name of Christianity is not an oxymoron. And that is my point. :hatsoff:

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You make no sense at all so your message was lost. People pointing out what other people say they should do but dont is not telling anyone what they can do. Its telling them they are liars and hypocrites for not doing what comes out of their own mouths.

 

[Awsome]

I would soo attend his celebration party! I fucking hate cheney. I mean the clue is in his name ''Dick'' which he is! the fucking moron.

 

[Will E Worm]

Oh look a comedian making a joke... Why would he do that? Its almost like he is.. oh yea a comedian. On another note it was a hilarious new rules so thanks for reminding me worm!!

Comedian? That's not the word I'd use. I thought the foremost qualification for being a comedian was to be actually funny. Bill Maher is about as funny as watching someone die from lethal injection. Only in Maher's case, we're watching his "comedy" routine die on cable TV. He has become a first-class dirtbag who is so extreme he's now a caricature of himself, a leftwing Rush Limbaugh. And Will's right, Maher gets away with saying things that would get non-liberals fired on the spot. It's bullshit.

It would be kinda cool if Cheney invited Maher on one of his "hunting" trips. :elaugh:

Rockerx read Cindy CD/TV's comment.

Not a fan of both, but never want to here anyone wish death on anyone.

Sounds good.

:2offtopic

Just a bunch of hypocrites that do not believe the Bible but try to use it against Christians. Just ignore them. They love the attention.

 

[MikeyK]

I hate Bill Maher but I will be happy when Cheney is dead. That guy is a totally crook.

 

[CunningStunts]

I hate Bill Maher but I will be happy when Cheney is dead. That guy is a totally crook.

I'll be happy when Maher is dead, and all people who spew hatred. So fuck him... and it would be ironic if he spends eternity in hell inside a small room with Cheney wouldn't it? :1orglaugh

 

[Mayhem]

I'll be happy when Maher is dead .............., and all people who spew hatred............. So fuck him... and it would be ironic if he spends eternity in hell inside a small room with Cheney wouldn't it? :1orglaugh

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That was quite an accomplishment. Well played. :sarcasm:

 

[wottle]

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." — Mark Twain

What he said !!!

 

[CunningStunts]

:clap::surprise::1orglaugh

That was quite an accomplishment. Well played. :sarcasm:

Who wouldn't want to see those two locked in a room driving each other nuts forever?

 

[lurkingdirk]

:clap::surprise::1orglaugh

That was quite an accomplishment. Well played. :sarcasm:

Who wouldn't want to see those two locked in a room driving each other nuts forever?

It's lost on him.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Bill Maher is hilarious! anyone with a brain would luv to celebrate Dick Cheney's death for all the destruction and death he's caused. just like we celebrate the death of the latest terrorist leader, why? because they killed people so we kill them. why are republicans/conservatists even on here? thats right they are hypocrites; they hate porn and prostitutes because its against "god" but come on freeones.

Your post is really ignorant and/or hateful. Maybe you don't seem to realize there are two main variants of "conservatives." Not all conservatives are cut from the same cloth. On one hand, you have SOCIAL conservatives (the Christian Right, "Bible-thumpers") who are NOT on Freeones, of course, because porn and prostitutes are of the Devil. Right?

On the other hand (and do please pay fucking attention because I'm not repeating myself) there are FISCAL conservatives. These are people who believe in capitalism (free enterprise and the power of the consumer/producer relationship to drive the economy), free will and LIMITED government. And we also LOVE porn and banging hookers like a sailor on a two-day pass.

You used a pretty broad paintbrush in your post. And it's pretty unfair. I could just as easily paint ALL liberals as anti-American, unpatriotic, drugged-out, socialist, tree-hugging traitors and apologists for terrorism.

So if you're gonna shoot your mouth off without knowing what you're talking about, please do the planet a favor and stop expelling more CO2 into the atmosphere by making noise with your lips and be quiet. You should be on board with that idea ... your "kind" of people just love Mother Earth, don't they?

If there isn't a verse in the Bible that covers this, there should be. Something like this:
"And the Lord said unto him, 'Verily you can go suck my dick!'"