Big Dick Slang

[DuanCulo]

Autumn of Dick
Big Dick Slang - Scrotum Totem Ad Infinitum

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Unquestionably, the whole of human experience rests on the work of dicks, getting out there and dicking around. They knew this 3000 years ago. Dick correspondent Ashley Cowie reports from the scene of a massive, rock-hard old dick:

"Ms. Ängeby said when she realized what it was she thought ”oh my god, it can’t be true”.

https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/phallus-0012665

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A little bit of hard truth here, sport? As impressed as the ladies are by a great big old dick? Well, they're equally and oppositely impressed by the tiny dicks.

Read dozens of accounts of women confronted by shrimp dick, and how they immediately told all their friends. And some of yours.

"I begged him to just stick it in. He said in a tired, flat, sad voice, ‘It is in.’ Awkward."

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-...-describe-the-smallest-penis-theyve-ever-seen

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Hey, maybe send her a dick pic to break the ice? Chics can't seem to make it stop, so they're laying down some ground rules, check it out:

"I don't like porn because I have to see the men's stupid faces, whereas with a dick pic, I can imagine whatever I want or even find a dick pic that looks like my boyfriend's."

https://mashable.com/article/dick-pics-guide

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Chris Diamond!
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[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Chris Diamond!
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Holyfuckinshit, that's awesome!

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Autumn of Dick
Big Dick Slang - Fwap Edition

"FWAP!"​

 

[martygraham]

Summer of Dick

Right here is an authentic and well-written piece on penis pumps, sit-ups for your dick, all sorta stuff like that, to make sure that you're thick as a brick, wherever dick pops up. I have heard good things about water pumps, and I've been known to stick Little Dickard in an olde style pneumatic suction contraption configuration, purely for science.

https://medium.com/@dainis/penis-pumps-f3d9dc36ce69

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That link doesn't work anymore. Here's the fixed link to that same article https://sexualalpha.com/best-penis-pump/ enjoy! ​

 

[Gumbodick McRibbentrop]

As Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Empire of Dick, I hereby lay claim to this thread, and acting in the stead of His Excellency, propose, draft, and adopt a resolution proclaiming the 21st century, Anno Domini "Dick Century" - get yer dicks out, fools! ... also, we want peace with the Russians, but we'll check 'em if they're chippy.

 

[Arielle33]

Get that strumpet thumper out, and dick the bitch down! Summer of Dick!

You think you know all the interesting things there are to know about your favorite extremity? Fuck you! Quit being presumptuous Garde Meubles Bordeaux, like you got nothing to learn. Here, check this out, seriously. It's cool.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2013/08/fun-penis-facts

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In any case, thank you for explaining to us how the penis works and it is also very clear.