Big coffee drinkers hallucinate more: study

[gunslingingbird]

LONDON (AFP) – People who drink more than seven cups of coffee a day tend to hallucinate more than less caffeine-driven colleagues, according to a study published Wednesday.

Those with a high caffeine intake are three times more likely to have heard a non-existent person's voice than those who drink one cup a day, said the research by psychologists at Durham University

Ha! I knew there was something kooky about all you half-gallon-cup-of-Starbucks-premium-blend-guzzling freaks! I'll just stick to my Monster energy drinks for a boost, thank you very much.

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[freeones_willem]

Hmm... this story explains alot...:shocked:

 

[Will E Worm]

Nah...:tongue:

I don't drink that many cups of coffee a day.
I still don't believe this report.

 

[nothingandless]

i hear things, but i don't drink coffee. im guessing its the booze, or at least the withdrawl from it.

 

[maildude]

Hey! What was that??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5TJApnJ8X8&feature=related

 

[BlueBalls]

Those with a high caffeine intake are three times more likely to have heard a non-existent person's voice than those who drink one cup a day, said the research by psychologists at Durham University

But I dont drink coffee, cant stand the stuff. So I have one question,

Where are the voices in my head coming from?


And how can I make them stop!!!?!!! :helpme:


They tell me to do and insert things :bawling:

 

[lostwood_7]

one more pot of coffee and I'll be trippin' balls

 

[Dawn]

Weird study with weird results

I drink coffees as i woke up untill i fall asleep. Which means a lot of coffees each day... and i never had any similar sympthoms.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Weird study with weird results

I drink coffees as i woke up untill i fall asleep. Which means a lot of coffees each day... and i never had any similar sympthoms.

You don't think you did. When was the last time you and your wife both had a conversation with that one weird friend of yours, though? You ever notice how he always tends to disappear when she's around? Coincidence?

 

[Embryoyo]

Wow. My mom drinks a pot of coffee a day, no wonder she's always talking to herself whenever I see her! This explains alot.

 

[Dawn]

You don't think you did. When was the last time you and your wife both had a conversation with that one weird friend of yours, though? You ever notice how he always tends to disappear when she's around? Coincidence?

Now that you mention him... :eek:

 

[Timbobjambo]

wow i got to start drinking coffee, way cheaper then acid.

 

[tony c]

wow i got to start drinking coffee, way cheaper then acid.

And here I thought they were was just flashbacks to that incredible Tuesday where walking barefoot on peet moss will never be the same again.

 

[Fresno]

LOL, stupid study and a waste of money!

Why don't they spend there money on something that would be useful like how long can I keep Francine Dee's NIPPLES HARD!

Now there's a study I can sink my teeth in too!

 

[hiropro]

How many more stupid,time wasting,money wasting studies will people come up with.Can`t be bad if that`s all they`ve got to waste their bastard time on.Obviously the cures for all known diseases must have been found.There was one a while ago trying to find out why Cornflakes go soggy when you put the milk in.I drink a lot more than seven cups of coffee a day and don`t hallucinate.I do hear voices though.Sometimes they are my only companions.Currently,they are telling me to kill.

 

[Will E Worm]

what about, bottled starbucks?

:dunno:

I still don't agree with this study.

 

[gargaden]

Test results why starbucks coffee drinkers have that blank stare:
http://a8.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=7LYPLK3ZDY_coffee48.jpg

 

[Violator79]

Glad I'm not a big coffee drinker.

 

[fatmatt]

Wow. I keep my phone on vibrate, sitting on a chair by my desk. So, I close enough to hear it vibrate. Sometimes I hear the vibrate noise and there's no call. That explains it!