Beware Of American Kids!

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well at least they are aware of the issues, but that icecream cone is too small for the large kid!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
When I was a kid, I always wondered about the Slow Children At Play signs. What the fuck was wrong with the slow children that they couldn't play or run faster? Punctuation would have helped. But it's wasting taxpayer dollars if we add commas. Or so would say the bureaucracy...
 
Yes, the pathetic Americans should stop offending the rest of the world by feeding, clothing, protecting and wiping its worthless ass...
 
Yes, the pathetic Americans should stop offending the rest of the world by feeding, clothing, protecting and wiping its worthless ass...
Whatever that's supposed to mean.

But that sign is quite....unsettling... :confused:
 
Fat kids can't run! Their thighs rub together which if sustained can cause the child to spontaneously combust and as you can imagine with all that fat packed on - the little fucker will go up and stay lit for quite some time. Probably long enough for a homeless ex-banker and his family to gather around for the night to stay warm.

No, I'm guessing this is an image of the fat kid falling on his face. Which is always a sad, pathetic, hilarious sight to see.
 

jasonk282

Banned
^ he only fell on his face because he is losing the ice cream on the cone and wants to catch it before it hits the ground.
 
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