Best way to prep for anal?

[ICanHasLogin]

Get an erection?

 

[Ulysses31]

Have an ambulance on standby

 

[StanScratch]

Call the Ass Squad. OK, it's dirl, Greg, whimsy, BlueBalls and myself. But, trust me, after you witness and experience our service, you will SO tire of big, white, hairy ass.

 

[Deepcover]

Make sure she takes an enema.

 

[edirons22]

A lot of alcohol...for her

 

[Ace Bandage]

Vodka and roofies. Maybe some rope.

 

[rizwano]

take care of ur diet

 

[vodkazvictim]

If it's her first anal, let her go on top.
Because you might have just ONE chance at this and your natural instinct will be to charge in while she's bent over.
Chances are you'll just hurt her and she'll never try again and you'll both have lost something that can be awesome. So let her go on top and control the speed.
Oh yeah.
And lube.
And Liqor.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Make sure she takes an industrial strength laxative; natural lube is the best lube. Diarrhea she will hopefully have. Poo and blood is the best lube.

Don't worry about her being drunk. You want to hear her screams of passion and lust rather her being there like some alcoholic whore.

If you want to give her a starter butter up a corn on the cob. If she can take that she should be able to take your penis after.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Oil, lots and lots of oil.

 

[HeLovesPorn]

I never had anal sex with a chick before but I keep hearing that you need to order a butt-plug online or in an adult book store, and to make sure that she's had an enema or two before hand and that she has had a nice, long 'n hot energy wasting shower. And to have the butt-plug up there for a good half hour or more in order to get it ready for some cock. Also health rist-wise condons DO help, even though you'll have limited sensation. And yeah, invest in some type of name brand lube they say, like His & her KY or the like. They say it should never be water-based says all of the big adult film stars.

Best of luck to ya. Must say dispiste being an "ass man" myself who'll take it over the tits most days I never wanted the high risk fun of anal sex with a lady. Just seems like too much trouble over vaginal intercourse and of just as well the mouth. Tit-fucking was also always seen as a waste by me as well. Alas to each their own.

 

[mrsparkle]

ok...use lots of lube and go slow, warm her up to it all the way, start off vaginally so she's horny and therefore more into the idea of anal...when she's ready to switch, pull out and start playing with her anus, rubbing, gentle fingering, licking etc, use this time to get her lubed up as well...after a bit slip a finger in and work it in and out slowly, then, if you feel like, add a finger...if she has an anal suitable toy she likes (which it sounds like she does) slip that in and work with that a bit...when you two are ready for your dick to actually enter make sure you're all the way hard and lubed up yourself and pick a position she's comfortable with, missionary works great as does doggy...press the head of your dick gently against her anus and increase pressure slowly until you feel your dick slide in, it'll happen somewhat suddenly...go in til the head of your cock is inside and pause, communicate etc, if you get the 'go ahead' work it in another inch, pause, slide in and out a bit then go as far as she's comfortable with and fuck her softly until she's ready to take it harder...it's very important to make her feel comfortable and like she's in control of the situation so communicate...if she says stop, then stop, don't guilt her or make her feel like shit for not being able to take it if she can't...it may take several tries for her to take it like you want anyway...if it hurts her you're doing something wrong, so slow down, add more lube etc, there's no reason for her to feel any significant amount of pain...all the horror stories floating around about anal exist only because of people doing it wrong, as far as cleanliness, if she's taken a good crap earlier that day you shouldn't have any issues, a condom would still be a good idea if you feel squeamish about that plus, infections aren't fun...i dunno, i've never had any problems without one but it's still a good idea :2 cents:

have fun :thumbsup:

Yeah, thanks. My g/f seems to be opening up to the idea of anal and honestly I've never been in to it until recently she's started hinting at it. Have been curious.

 

[LouiseLloyd]

Avoid spicy food (-:

Bwahahahaha!

 

[windowsxp02]

Loads of oil & cream, without it its painful.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

Loads of oil & cream, without it its painful.

I think its painful one way or the other as women like to claim.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Wax your butthole.