Best way to meet women?

[bobjustbob]

I just clocked the thread-starter's name and opened this to post similar. Good work, bobju. Get motorboating that MILF, Deadeye.

Starting to sound like a lot of bullshit. His "hot mom next door" thing sounds worse than Naughty America.

"There's only one thing you can help me with..."
"So what would that be?"

Knocking at the door of 30 and he can't find that line? Hey Deadeye, if this woman is so much your friend then flip your phone open and snap a few pics. Tell her you want to put it on your friends page and show us a few poses she does with you.

 

[bobjustbob]

Get a VW Bug, put a cast on your arm, then pick up and drop books good-naturedly on the ground, and some well-meaning and nice lady will fall right into your jaws.

Are you insane? Lemon Drop might dump your ass.