Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I love how Sam somehow thinks that his favorite team's performance in a given sport gives him some sort of superiority over fans of other teams who haven't had as much success. Congratulations, you jumped on the bandwagon. I'm glad there was enough room. His go-to move when he realizes that I've bested him in an argument is to insult my favorite sports teams. Really, dude? Do I make any of the personnel decisions for the team? Did I decide to leave Mark Prior in the game for too long during the 2003 NLCS? Did I sign Alfonso Soriano as a free agent? Did I fucking trade Lou Brock? No, I'm just a fan of the team. You never ever win an argument with somebody or even look remotely intelligent by pointing out the flaws in someone's favorite sports team. That's just fucking stupid. If I wanted to root for championship teams all the time, I'd change my allegiance every year.
It also amuses me that he thinks insulting the Cubs somehow infuriates me. Like I'm unaware that they haven't won a World Series title in 103 years. Yeah, I get it. They're an awful team plagued by poor management decisions. I'm still going to Wrigley Field at least five times a year. I'm still ging to watch them on television whenever I can. I grew up watching the Cubs. I'm going to support the team every year regardless of whether they win or lose. That's not going to change. That's what being a fan is about. So if you want to talk shit about the team, go head. I guarantee the unoriginal bullshit that you spew out isn't anything I haven't heard before.
It also amuses me that he thinks insulting the Cubs somehow infuriates me. Like I'm unaware that they haven't won a World Series title in 103 years. Yeah, I get it. They're an awful team plagued by poor management decisions. I'm still going to Wrigley Field at least five times a year. I'm still ging to watch them on television whenever I can. I grew up watching the Cubs. I'm going to support the team every year regardless of whether they win or lose. That's not going to change. That's what being a fan is about. So if you want to talk shit about the team, go head. I guarantee the unoriginal bullshit that you spew out isn't anything I haven't heard before.