Best places for a blowjob/Best BJ Experience

This thread is for you to share the best location where you've gotten a blowjob or given one. If you've got more then one then share what you got and of course everyone loves some details.

Here's one of the best places I've gotten blown. In college I messed around with this chick and a few years later I ran into her when she was standing up as a brides maid and I was a groomsman. During the rehearsal dinner her and I snuck off but we didn't do much but couldn't control ourselves the afternoon of the wedding. Just minutes before the wedding she sucked me off like a bitch in heat in the basement of the church. We got back up to where we were supposed to be just as people started to notice we were gone. Best part though is that her fiance was the best man and didn't know a thing and during the actual wedding ceremony noticed she had some of my cum drying on her bridesmaid dress.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Ah, a fellow horndog! One time while one of my MILF's and I were working a temp job at a halloween store, (most fun I've ever had at a job! Be your own boss!) she didnt want to be around her hubby who was browsing for some stupid outfit.. he wanted her to look 'scary' even though this girl didnt want to.. and even so, she was absolutely gorgeous! No way is she going to waste in anything other than the lil red naughty hood outfit I suggested. Then helped her put on.. then took off while I sucked those nipples and gave her a good pounding. ;) She was quiiite eager with the knob, boyo. One of those enthusiastic types that knows how to put her neck, jaw and everything else into it!

So yeah, her idiot husband was out front the whole time. Man.. nothing like the thought of being caught to get a wifey hot! Mmm.. she was a hot f!ck, lemme tell ya.. You could put 4 hours of nonstop, fast rough sex into her and that cunt would STILL be hungry after.. frick knows how many cums.. she was up to 30ish after the first hour.

Thats another thing.. had a really sensitive snatch that you could rub off thru jeans.. doing any position.. whew. Made for sex, that one was! Marriage marinates a girl into a deviant sex beast, BBD! Hub bores em, you score(s) em.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Best places for a blowjob

Usually inside a girls mouth ;)


Other than that, anywhere really. But if there is a chance of getting caught (outdoors, or during a party in a dark room) often makes it much better.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Driving down the motorway. Makes the dangers of using a mobile phone whilst driving pale into insignificance.

Sooo.. does that count as the best BJ you had, the best place for it.. or worse yet.. totally off-topic reply?!
 
Sooo.. does that count as the best BJ you had, the best place for it.. or worse yet.. totally off-topic reply?!

Let's put it this way - it was the most memorable. Like joining the mile high club only it was the 80mph+ club. BTW don't try this at home
or rather in the car. If I'd had to brake suddenly it could have been nasty. Partner going through the windscreen and all that.
Police officer:"You are very lucky sir."
"Lucky?? Go and have a look what she's got in her mouth!"
Thankfully I've still got all my dangly bits.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
sweet. i have a few good places.

one was on a pier in the middle of day in front of a water front resturant durring tourist season. i was too nervous to cum but it was pretty awesome.

another was during lunch in highschool. my girlfriend and i went to the back of the school where a lot of people went to smoke and i sat down and she sucked me off right there in front of a group of 4-5 freshman or sophmores. one of the guys was just open jawed and trying his best to not to make a scene and enjoy what he was seeing. it was a good one. i came, she swallowed. we also had sex there every single lunch but thats not what u asked. blowjobs were for when she was bleeding.

hmm. another was achieved thanks to my father.


yeah. you heard me. he was in the hotel business and my girl and i went over to say hi since we were across the street at a show. he asked it we wanted to "see" a room. unspokenly, i was like hell yeah. he gave u a key and my girl and i went up and i got on of the best bjs of my life. i came, she swallowed.

shall i go on?
 

BritneySwallows

Official Checked Star Member
Last August in Miami I was giving head on our hotel room's balcony. After a while I/we heard whistling and realized that the construction workers building a high-rise right next to the resort were watching us with binoculars. I waved to them and kept going. They probably just saw my naked ass and my head bobbing up and down, but I really added to the experience :D Quite possibly my #1 blowjob for 2006.
Actually I gave head on that balcony a couple of times during our stay and there are a couple of pics of (other BJs) here on the board. They should be somewhere in this thread (just search for Miami).
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Last August in Miami I was giving head on our hotel room's balcony. After a while I/we heard whistling and realized that the construction workers building a high-rise right next to the resort were watching us with binoculars. I waved to them and kept going. They probably just saw my naked ass and my head bobbing up and down, but I really added to the experience :D Quite possibly my #1 blowjob for 2006.
Actually I gave head on that balcony a couple of times during our stay and there are a couple of pics of (other BJs) here on the board. They should be somewhere in this thread (just search for Miami).

i like it when people are around or watching. it feeds the excitement big time!
 
Once, when we were both in a naughty mood, we were driving down the road from the other side of town back and going back to my place (neither of us were drunk, btw), when my girlfriend turns her head to me and says, "Honey, I want to suck your cock right now." I was completely surprised to hear this, and before I knew it, she unzipped me while I was driving and started sucking my dick right then and there! There were no cars out - it was night time and rather late at that. I just kept on driving, but she was the one handling the stick shift. :1orglaugh

Oh, and I did give her some cream too, which made her really happy. ;)
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Once, when we were both in a naughty mood, we were driving down the road from the other side of town back and going back to my place (neither of us were drunk, btw), when my girlfriend turns her head to me and says, "Honey, I want to suck your cock right now." I was completely surprised to hear this, and before I knew it, she unzipped me while I was driving and started sucking my dick right then and there! There were no cars out - it was night time and rather late at that. I just kept on driving, but she was the one handling the stick shift. :1orglaugh

Oh, and I did give her some cream too, which made her really happy. ;)

Always good to hear clean wholesome fun! N1!

sweet. i have a few good places.

Blah blah. Bliggity BLAH!

shall i go on?

As if you need to ask. Tisk tisk. Continue with details firmly in mind. Or firmly in ..hand?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
ive done the car thing once. we were driving to the beach to go to an arcade and she sucked me off on the way. best part about it is i saw 2 very surprised faces from people i passed by on the way, and she loved the facts people saw.

i also got sucked off at a party and everyone watched. one person was whacking it while watching. maybe another guy was too.. i dont quite rememeber.

i have some very similar sex stories too.
 
theatre...it wasn't packed, but wasn't empty either...we sat in the back and she..lol..got bored of the movie and went down on me to the max...i guess people being there and the thrill of getting caught makes it the best for me
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
theatre...it wasn't packed, but wasn't empty either...we sat in the back and she..lol..got bored of the movie and went down on me to the max...i guess people being there and the thrill of getting caught makes it the best for me

which reminds me. i actually was having full on sex in one once. i was sitting and she climbed up on me (facing me) and sat on it, we were in the front half on the right side and it was completely empty, and the movie hadnt even started yet. the lights were on and everything. no one was in there but as soon as i was about there, a couple came in and looked straight on at us in shock. she jumped off and that was that. she finished me off once it started with her mouth and then we left after the first 10 minutes of the movie. we didnt get in trouble or anything. i kinda miss that girl.
 
This thread is for you to share the best location where you've gotten a blowjob or given one. If you've got more then one then share what you got and of course everyone loves some details.

Here's one of the best places I've gotten blown. In college I messed around with this chick and a few years later I ran into her when she was standing up as a brides maid and I was a groomsman. During the rehearsal dinner her and I snuck off but we didn't do much but couldn't control ourselves the afternoon of the wedding. Just minutes before the wedding she sucked me off like a bitch in heat in the basement of the church. We got back up to where we were supposed to be just as people started to notice we were gone. Best part though is that her fiance was the best man and didn't know a thing and during the actual wedding ceremony noticed she had some of my cum drying on her bridesmaid dress.

I feel sorry for the guy who is marrying her. He might catch something if she gives out samples that easy.
 
Too many to list ...

Had too many to list ... most simple-stuff ...
- The roommate of my ex-girlfriend (who cheated on me), on their couch, right in front of my ex, and the spit/drool she delivered to my ex after taking me
- My wife, in the backseat of my Mustang, the first time she went down on me -- just shock, awe and I passed out within 60 seconds due to panting and lack of oxygen -- simple, yet the best!

But the best way is to have it ...
- "Just married" on the back of your car and all every other driver or passenger can see for 5 hours on the Florida Turpike is this brunette head bobbling up and down while her husband drives

Now going in reverse ...
- Getting an alleged "ugly girl"'s pants down at a party, who has never been orally serviced before, in front of everyone while you give her very first time until she cums in a matter of minutes

Now after that, that cheerleader didn't question if the only reason I was dating that "ugly girl" is if she was giving me head, I had to prove to that cheerleader that "ugly girl" was the only type of woman who was going to get it from me! ;)
 
Mine best one was probably when I first met my wife. She had roommates that were out at the time, and she was blowing me in the living room. She was sitting on the couch and I was standing. Not only was it just one of the best blowjobs I've ever had, but just as I'm cumming all over her face, we hear her roommate walking up the stairs. The future Mrs. Efeezy quickly ran into the kitchen to wipe her face off and I'm zipping up my fly just as Sara walks in. She just grinned and knew exactly what just happened. If we had kept it going a little longer, I might have gotten lucky enough to get the roommate involved as well. DAMN, what was I thinking.?

The next most memorable place / bj experience was in a car with a MILF I had been banging. Best part was, her husband was just inside the house. They were in the process of splitting up, so I didn't feel too bad about it. I don't know if he would have been pissed or not actually. Who cares, It was a kick ass blow job.
 
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