Best Pick Up lines!

[pussypoppa]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I find this one funny....

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

[skiv]

does your mama know you sit like that?

nice pants, they'd look great on my floor.

 

[ace90220]

pick up lines

Hey there people on freeone. Well today subject is pickup lines we all know them well lol there are hundreds of them out their lets see how many of them we can think of, that work that’s the hard part



let me get the ball rolling by this on

1) Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

 

[Calm]

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Did it hurt?

what did?

When you fell down from heaven!

 

[drdeath67]

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I seemed to have lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?

 

[hedgehog]

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Wow, you look beautiful to be the future ex-Mrs. Hedgehog

 

[Spanky's Anger]

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"Hey bitch, wanna fuck???

 

[optimus]

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"excuse me, does this chloroform smell funny??" lol just jokin!

 

[Spanky's Anger]

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"excuse me, does this chloroform smell funny??" lol just jokin!

Hahahahahah!!!!!

Reppys for you! :hatsoff:

 

[member006]

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This thread was just done a few days ago. I realize you're new so I'm just saying. You should always try a search first. The search button is at the top, in the darker blue/gray, bottom of your log in box.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=85329

 

[AFA]

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Would you like to come up and see my etchings? :jester:

 

[SeraphiM]

I was always fond of "Hello" :dunno:

 

[k51]

hey good lookin!

 

[assari]

"If you like me it's ok, if you don't then who give shit"

(assari)

 

[vodkazvictim]

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Would you like to come up and see my etchings? :jester:

/The young ones.
Now if 7 odd years wasn't too late...
Here's my favourite pick up line:

CONSENT!!!

 

[fkknuckle]

Some dude ran up to my mom one time and asked:
Dude "Do you like chocolate ice cream?"
Mom "Yes"
Dude "Wanna fuck?"
I don't call him dad so I guess it didn't work.

One that did work for me once when the waitress gave me my receipt was "I'm kinda confused I see all these numbers here but I don't see yours?"