Best Pick Up lines!

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Peter Gazinya said:
How much?

Did you use your fingertips and a dab of paint to get the #'s to show on your credit cards again like I told you? Their eyes like I said are the first thing to go. Have to make sure that card is readable. :tongue:




















:helpme: I'm losing it.
 
Nah, I got a special paypal account. :banger:
 

dave_rhino

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heres one, its long, but good and hilarious:

"Hi, my name is steve. Whats yours? "(made up name of girl: Sarah)

"Oh nice to meet you Sarah, you know its funny... i knew a girl named Sarah, and she met a guy named steve in a bar one night. The thing is, they DIDNT have a one night stand..
the next day they both died in a terrible accident. Makes you think, doesnt it?"
 
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Do You Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
 
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

You know, You Might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
 
You: Do you like chicken?
Girl: Yes
You: Then suck my dick, It's really FOUL! (fowl)

I'm not a misogynist, but I've always thought that one was funny.
 
I'm a fan of the Ninja pick up lines (from askaninja.com)
"Excuse me, haven't you never seen me before?"
"From across the room I thought your body was punching, but NOW I can see, it's Kicking!"
"I am really sorry I cut off your boyfriend's arms... need a hug?"
 
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