Being a Christian

[Nester6]

I'm very conflicted about it. Porn is one of my two main vices. I always pray for God to forgive me but I keep committing the sin. Even as a christian I don't believe that Nuns or Priests have the right to judge us for our sins when some of them sin worse than we do. In my belief if you want forgiveness you need to take it to the man himself, the church tries to represent God himself and that's BS, churches are man made, I'm one of the biggest christians you will see and I don't attend church.

Excellent post.

 

[JesusWasGay]

Being Christian simply means to eliminate logic, experience, education and common sense from your brain and believe in something so absurd that defies all that we know and all that is possible. So basically you must turn off a large portion of your brain to be a person of faith. Science has explained so many things that was one major reason religion was invented. It was also invented to control people. Don't forget that the church was the government for centuries, and what better way to keep the masses under your thumb than to tell them that god is the one who wants their taxes and loyalty? Its one giant outdated scam that the human race has allowed itself to become brainwashed with.

But if believing in a god is what it takes to make you a better person then by all means please, believe in whatever it takes, just please keep it to yourself and don't push it on the rest of society. If we're interested in joining the brain dead, we'll let you know.

 

[assari]

If we're interested in joining the brain dead, we'll let you know.

Does this mean that any Christian is not as smart as you are?

 

[Anonyne#017]

Another question Assari... I suppose that you do believe in one and only god, a supreme being that has created the world and everything. According to the bible we are all just a small part of god's plan. Now, this means that you do believe that there must always been one being to create everything, nothing comes out of nothingness. You believe in something as "the first one" that exist always and build the world. Then where did "god" come from? Your own belief is a prove that nothing come to exist without something supreme behind them. This same does apply to god as well as there must have been something that created your god and something that gave a birth to your god's creators creator... This all leads us older multi-god religions being the closest to the truth, having multiple supreme existences. Your words have led become even stronger believer of the void and atomics. Lot of definitions of afterlive in each religion are defining the emptiness of the void, peace, silence, nothingness. Those are the only thing left behind that exists after death, when one stops existing there is only the eternal peace of nothingness of the void left...

If someone is trying to lead a Christian into the wrong place then this person is guilty of great sin and can not get to heaven.

Do you fear death? Do you fear hell? I have come into a belief, but not in christianity, not unholy books of lies of the bible or its false gods. That is all thanks to you and only your words that has led me into this current path of misguidance. Now that you have lead me to believe in other gods and religions and according to your own words, you are doomed to go to hell with no redemption. How do you feel about your beliefs or see this affecting your life knowing that the flames of hells are inevitable destiny?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Does this mean that any Christian is not as smart as you are?

You're a smart fella and fine just as you are as long as you're happy.

 

[assari]

Another question Assari... I suppose that you do believe in one and only god, a supreme being that has created the world and everything. According to the bible we are all just a small part of god's plan. Now, this means that you do believe that there must always been one being to create everything, nothing comes out of nothingness.



Do you fear death? Do you fear hell? I have come into a belief, but not in christianity, not unholy books of lies of the bible or its false gods. That is all thanks to you and only your words that has led me into this current path of misguidance. Now that you have lead me to believe in other gods and religions and according to your own words, you are doomed to go to hell with no redemption. How do you feel about your beliefs or see this affecting your life knowing that the flames of hells are inevitable destiny?

God has always been there and he is the creator of all things.


Death is not fearful thing, it is just a port to another location.

The most important thing is that you have done the right thing in this life.

Heaven is a place where there is no night and no tears.

You're a smart fella and fine just as you are as long as you're happy.

Right.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Right.

Atta boy. Here...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Atta boy. Here...

Thanks, man.

 

[Philbert]

Best thing about being a Christian is that you ain't somethin' else.

The BEST thing about not being a Christian is that you ain't a Christian!
Thank God!

" First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!"

I love the Virgin Birthers for the sheer comic relief of hearing their sincere explanation of how it's really true, and Jesus really IS Lord.:rofl2:

(And I'm talikin about the usual non-church going Jesus groupie who always seems to find religion when their **** has hit the fan...)

 

[bobjustbob]

" First you get down on your knees,

I was going to say Mark Russell but had to look it up.

 

[Philbert]

I remember songs in my errant youth that **** made up and sang, so bad...God obviously has a better sense of humor than many FOs posters, it seems...
Songs like
"Crucifixion, ****** Crucifiction!
Crucifiction! A game we like to play!
First you nail the body up.
Then, you put it in the sun!
Over, and done!
Oh, what fun!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
(repeat)...
I heard one such song that was so nasty...later, I found out it was actually a hymn sung in Church. Reality is weirder than anything you can make up, it seems.

The song:
Were you there when they crucified the Lord?
Were you there when they nailed him to the board?
The ***** ran down in pails
when they drove in the nails.
Were you there when they crucified the Lord?

Now Everybody!
(congregation sings...)

 

[assari]

Being a Christian can be little difficult sometimes.

People start to laugh for you if you pray before meal, they can say that you're crazy if you believe in the Lord of heaven etc.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Being Christian simply means to eliminate logic, experience, education and common sense from your brain and believe in something so absurd that defies all that we know and all that is possible. So basically you must turn off a large portion of your brain to be a person of faith. Science has explained so many things that was one major reason religion was invented. It was also invented to control people. Don't forget that the church was the government for centuries, and what better way to keep the masses under your thumb than to tell them that god is the one who wants their taxes and loyalty? Its one giant outdated scam that the human race has allowed itself to become brainwashed with.

But if believing in a god is what it takes to make you a better person then by all means please, believe in whatever it takes, just please keep it to yourself and don't push it on the rest of society. If we're interested in joining the brain dead, we'll let you know.

:1orglaugh

 

[Philbert]

Being Christian simply means to eliminate logic, experience, education and common sense from your brain and believe in something so absurd that defies all that we know and all that is possible. So basically you must turn off a large portion of your brain to be a person of faith. Science has explained so many things that was one major reason religion was invented. It was also invented to control people. Don't forget that the church was the government for centuries, and what better way to keep the masses under your thumb than to tell them that god is the one who wants their taxes and loyalty? Its one giant outdated scam that the human race has allowed itself to become brainwashed with.

But if believing in a god is what it takes to make you a better person then by all means please, believe in whatever it takes, just please keep it to yourself and don't push it on the rest of society. If we're interested in joining the brain dead, we'll let you know.

Oops! Never mind...too late!
We dere...

 

[Nester6]

Being a Christian can be little difficult sometimes.

People start to laugh for you if you pray before meal, they can say that you're crazy if you believe in the Lord of heaven etc.

I prayed for a fuckin angel!!!!

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I prayed for a fuckin angel!!!!

http://content.thehun.net/1846/1846492_A_brunette_angel_from_Ryan.html http://content.thehun.net/1846/1846492_A_brunette_angel_from_Ryan.html

http://greywulf.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/theplea3.jpg

 

[assari]

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That is a demonic Angel.






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This is the Christian Angel.