ChefChiTown
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Ok, here it is...
Everybody lies. I lie, you lie, we all lie. What I've noticed though, over the past year or so, is that men and women lie in completely different ways. For example...
My male friends usually just exaggerate things. They'll make every girl they hook up with seem like a super model or they'll talk about how "hammered" they were, like it's impressive. There is usually a truth to the story, but certain points are just exaggerated a bit. Yes, men still tell lies, but they're usually just small ones that most people would never catch.
My female friends, on the other hand, seem to just straight up lie. It's like they actually take the time to think of a total lie, just so they can tell you some bullshit story and get away with it. If you ask them what they did over the weekend, they'll tell you a complete lie, straight to your face. "I didn't get out of work until late, so I just went home"...when the reality is that she went to the club straight after work and got ******. If you talk about work, they'll say that they work 50+ hour weeks, even though you know for a fact that they have 3 days off. It's ridiculous and I don't get it.
IMO, it seems that women lie way more than men do, but, I am taking into account that I can only see the male side of the story.
So, who lies more...men or women?
Everybody lies. I lie, you lie, we all lie. What I've noticed though, over the past year or so, is that men and women lie in completely different ways. For example...
My male friends usually just exaggerate things. They'll make every girl they hook up with seem like a super model or they'll talk about how "hammered" they were, like it's impressive. There is usually a truth to the story, but certain points are just exaggerated a bit. Yes, men still tell lies, but they're usually just small ones that most people would never catch.
My female friends, on the other hand, seem to just straight up lie. It's like they actually take the time to think of a total lie, just so they can tell you some bullshit story and get away with it. If you ask them what they did over the weekend, they'll tell you a complete lie, straight to your face. "I didn't get out of work until late, so I just went home"...when the reality is that she went to the club straight after work and got ******. If you talk about work, they'll say that they work 50+ hour weeks, even though you know for a fact that they have 3 days off. It's ridiculous and I don't get it.
IMO, it seems that women lie way more than men do, but, I am taking into account that I can only see the male side of the story.
So, who lies more...men or women?
