Battle of the Butlers

[Ceska]

Always ****** to say ... "yes, sir" ... "right away, sir" ... "Is it alright if I retire to my quarters now, sir" and ... "will there be anything else, sir". Pent up aggression has finally built up to the breaking point!

Butler Fight!

Who is the most badass butler?
Which servant would serve up a huge can of whoopass?
Which butler would shove a polished silver .... right up the other guy's ....
Well, you get the idea.


Alfred Pennyworth - Wayne ****** - Batman
Barrymore - Baskerville ****** - The Hound of the Baskervilles
Benson DuBois - Gatling ****** - Benson
Bernerd - Osbourne ****** - Spider-Man
Coleman - Whinthorpe / Valentine ****** - Trading Places
Hobson - Bach ****** - Arthur
Jenkins - Blake ****** - Scooby Doo
Niles - Sheffield ****** - The Nanny
Poole - Jekyll ****** - The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Winston "Jeeves" Smith - Croft ****** - Tomb Raider


For the sake of fairness only "normal servants" are included.
Those with a history of major ******** and other superhuman abilities were excluded...

Delbert Grady - Overlook Hotel - The Shining
Riff-Raff - Rocky Horror Show
Lurch - Adams ******
Rosie the Robot Maid - The Jetsons
etc...