How dare you mispell bacon!! The most delicious meat ever!! It goes well with everything from hamburgers to pancakes, even in salads from Ceasar's to Tabbouleh!!
Yeah, what the fuck's up with that?! I always thought, what a stupid way to eat. Bacon with, in, under, around everything. Can't be healthy..., dumb, dumb Americans, me was thinking.... well, until Aldi started selling American style bacon here, too. And damn was I hooked. Bacon with, in, under, around everything. Now I have to watch my weight. You fucking Americans and your tasty, tasty bacon!!! Damn you!!!